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My Problem With Lai Muhammad by CalabarGirls: 9:58pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
If you don't want your children to be liars you better don't allow them read Lai Muhammad's statements. As we can see, the moment a journalist asks him to explain why things are not working in Nigeria, his answer is always the same. BBC: Why are you black? LAI: It is Jonathan BBC: Why have you not eaten? LAI: Jonathan BBC: Why is your neighbour fighting his wife? LAI: it is Jonathan BBC: Why is the network not available at the moment? LAI: It is Jonathan of course? BBC: You and your party promised to pay unemployed graduates N5,000 monthly but you are yet to do that. Why? LAI: You see, Mr. BBC, eemm, Jonathan is the cause BBC: During campaign, you and your party said there is nothing like subsidy. But why are you still paying the subsidy money? LAI: Walahi talahi, Jonathan is the cause BBC: You and your party promised CHANGE. Where is the change now? LAI: Walahi, you will not believe me. Jonathan is the one hindering us BBC: Why are Nigerian workers not yet paid? LAI: You see! It is Jonathan BBC: Is Jonathan still the president? LAI: No BBC: Why is there scarcity of fuel? LAI: It is caused by Jonathan BBC: Is Jonathan the Minister of Petroleum? LAI: Nooo. Buhari is the Petroleum Minister BBC: Why are you always shouting Jonathan's name? Or are you indirectly campaigning for him against 2019? LAI: Eemm. Nooo I just tire for this man o 2 Likes |
Re: My Problem With Lai Muhammad by Spanner4(m): 10:02pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
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Re: My Problem With Lai Muhammad by Kai5vil: 9:39pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
hi |
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