A boy saw a girl and walked up to her to talk to her, instead of going straight to the point he began, I hope you know my father, Chief Ogbu,the owner of (He called his father's company), the senatorial aspirant for his district. I am his first son and I would like you to be my girl.

To his amazement, the girl replied "I think I am in love with your father.

@joke
lmao

sure say no be u dey toast the chick??

@Poster

Dont worry the gurl's mum is in love wif UUUUUUUUU

@showdodo
lol

clemcykul:

@showdodo
lol

abi na. . . him no lose afterall

yesso life must go on

not when im still very much around 

Enemy of joy

na u still be d master of dat

lmao@post

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me no get flat yansh romade, so who u refering to?

since you call it arc, I guess when what a guy has in front comes to meet it it forms an arrow. so there it goes an arc and an arrow



hahahaahahahhahahahahah,

Abbygyal:

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me no get flat yansh romade

Hahahahahahahahaha
now this is something

If na me, I 4 tell d girl say 'i'm in love with your mother'

O boy,
How the girl go say dat kind thing, she dey mad abi . Is she in love with my father or my father's money.