I Enterd a bus from kogi to kwara.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d passengers. So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press
dat button since but d bomb no gree
blow. Na d blue one i go press or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''

come and see reactions...

Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) ''
hello Chukwudi, run now to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today but make sure u collect my money from chiroki..

Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..

I was just laughin inside until d hausa man
sitin close to me said (to me)...

Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey
make call, where dem say make u press so dat d bomb go blow? Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never blow.

I jumped out of the luxurious through window.!
Me wey dey play.

FTC what u did was gud cos u exposed the real bomber