And condoms would be found around church premises

J

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

Babe you correct

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

my dick is here free of charge for you.

ratchy:
go get olosho

Nwannem, I don't have money to pay olosho yet...
You know any one way day do harmattan promo?

Tonite,some people will give their lives to Christ.

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

You sound like it is something you work with.

Martins301:


Checks out her dp! Falls from electric pole

Dies

Goes to hell

MzPecs:
People will stay at home

People will do watch night on NL

People will bash OP

And OP will cry

and I'll not shimoke weed

Misplaced priorities. Baby Jesus is watching.




Meanwhile, checkout the differences between Santa Claus and Father Christmas: https://www.nairaland.com/2821934/8-differences-between-santa-claus#41315035

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

put me in ur list ooo

na true

Sadly, many will die this night out of carelessness.

September next year

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

I know that it's a lie

This nyte, bokoharam will be planning calculated moves to bomb the government house again to curse further quagmire and kerfuffle in the country

MzPecs:
People will stay at home

People will do watch night on NL

People will bash OP

And OP will cry

Hehehehe. Still laughing

PDP members would be planning to collect their Christmas rice from their secretariat.

MODS would be looking for people to ban.

Elparaiso:

Nwannem, I don't have money to pay olosho yet...
You know any one way day do harmattan promo?

dem dey get promo too, check them out

lwkmd

vosquare:

Martins301:
If you doubt any of this things then you must be an alien from another planet. III have celebrated over 25 Christmases in Nigeria and I can confidently tell you that these things will happen tonight:

1. People Will Get Drunk
All those beer and alcohol manufacturing companies will make sales tonight cos a lot of people will be getting drunk

2. Today Is A Day Of Unwanted Pregnancies

A lot of girls will end up getting impregnated as a result of wanting to catch fun tonight. First week of January 2016 and alarm go blo

HIV and Other STIs Will Be Freely Transmitted

After getting drunk in a popular joint, you can easily fall for the tricks of those oloshos stationed there to make money. Many of them will get you infected with HIV or any other deadly disease.

4. Fireworks Galore
I can't still understand why sane people will waste their money on knock outs and banger. But this is Christmas eve and that's what happens tonight.

5. ..........

Abeg fill in the rest

and all will happen to you and your family


prophet of dome

You sure say you no copy dis write-up for last year december 24th post?

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

Lmao I know it but if no pinchure...........................adonbeleivit

adonbilivit:

MzPecs:

Tomorrow is christmas so don't fall biko!

Singing ****don't let me fall****

damton:
h

i v

ProfEinstein:
Niggas are gonna smoke lot of weed , already on the 5th stick

RIP Bros..

i will Bleep a lot tonite.

Martins301:
If you doubt any of this things then you must be an alien from another planet. III have celebrated over 25 Christmases in Nigeria and I can confidently tell you that these things will happen tonight:

1. People Will Get Drunk
All those beer and alcohol manufacturing companies will make sales tonight cos a lot of people will be getting drunk

2. Today Is A Day Of Unwanted Pregnancies

A lot of girls will end up getting impregnated as a result of wanting to catch fun tonight. First week of January 2016 and alarm go blo

HIV and Other STIs Will Be Freely Transmitted

After getting drunk in a popular joint, you can easily fall for the tricks of those oloshos stationed there to make money. Many of them will get you infected with HIV or any other deadly disease.

4. Fireworks Galore
I can't still understand why sane people will waste their money on knock outs and banger. But this is Christmas eve and that's what happens tonight.

5. ..........

Abeg fill in the rest

some will die

darlenese:
Some people will lie down on their bed pinging , facebooking and nairalanding

that's exactly what am doing

People will eat meat meant for tomorrow

I don't wanna be seEn to be negative but at my age I won't fear anything cos truth remains truth. Many are gonna die tonight believe it or not. If you want a proof please visit ikeja general hospital . The drunkeness will lead to accidents that will claim life. Death is sweeter on xmas day cos you will ve automatic ticket to hell or heaven lol merry xmas to all my well wishers and enemies alike . By next year I still want to see intelligent waillers not does that cry over petty issues. Although pdp is dead I ve no pity for them cos the soul that sinneth shall die