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Laugh It Out Its Christmas! by henryhino: 1:09am On Dec 25, 2015 |
1. If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.” 2. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day. 4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go. 5. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for Richmen, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too. 6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505. 7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older than u, just stop calling him baby. and start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby. 8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country. 9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see a notice board say "man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25. 10. Being a good person is like being a goal keeper,no matter how many goals u Save...People will only remember the ones You missed. 11. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won'tallow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal. 12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday. Cos it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity. 13. someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with a low cut. So Barbing saloon dey that side? 14. Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self- defense. 15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree? 16. All the girls are telling me today is their birthday that I should buy gift for for them. Abeg.. Help me ask them weada they be Jesus Christ. #happyxmascelebration. |
Re: Laugh It Out Its Christmas! by marshalcarter: 1:17am On Dec 25, 2015 |
I've seen this post b4 but its christmas..let's show sum love.... merry xmas OP No myn all dis gals...na so 1 go sing"I don get alert godwin" every 26th of each month near me me sef con dey sing"I no wan be ya mugu money spender eeeeeeeh" But all and all....merry xmas y'all #phynext 2 Likes |
Re: Laugh It Out Its Christmas! by ITbomb(m): 2:55am On Dec 25, 2015 |
So dry but since it is Christmas............ OMG, hahaha hahaha, lmao so funny OP you are breaking my ribs. Keep posting more (only on Christmas) |
Re: Laugh It Out Its Christmas! by Abiagirl777(f): 4:06am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Merry christmas
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Re: Laugh It Out Its Christmas! by Mjshexy(f): 5:14am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Just to encourage your ministry sha...Hihihi Merry Christmas earthlings |
Re: Laugh It Out Its Christmas! by mekonglobal(m): 7:42am On Dec 25, 2015 |
merry christmas, no. 7 on point! |
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