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3- mum:until u become urself u're not eating in dis house
Son:m(after 10mins)..mummy oya I av became mysef-------lol! Are u kidding me!

2-Boy:my father ran away 4rm home.....
Friend:ah!..why did he ran!?------Bastard son of a thousand fathers!!!

1-daughter:mummy d rice has been salted already u dnt need 2 add salt again
Mum:are u sure?when did u salted it?hmm..the face of dis rice does nt look salted to me sha--------OLOSHI!!!!!!![color=#006600][/color]