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Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by 2odd(m): 8:48pm On Dec 26, 2015
I DEY MY OWN JEJE THIS EVENING OH!! MTN COME SEND ME MESSAGE SAY – YOU HAVE JUST WON 7 FREE DAYS OF AMAZING FACT SMS…. SINCE IT WAS FREE NOW, I SAID, NO PROBLEM… SO I SAT DOWN, HOPING TO RECEIVE SOME MIND BLOWING FACTS… BUT I WAS SO SHOCKED WHEN I STARTED RECEIVING THE FACTS… (THE FIRST ONE CAME IN..) *DO YOU KNOW THAT NIGERIA IS A COUNTRY IN AFRICA? (FOLLOWED BY THE SECOND ONE) *DO YOU KNOW THAT WE GET MEAT FROM ANIMALS? SHOCK NO GREE ME OPEN MY MOUTH (TRANSLATION: I COULDN’T OPEN MY MOUTH IN SHOCK…) (THEN THE THIRD ONE) *DO YOU KNOW THAT FISHES CANT FLY? THEN I LOOKED AT MY PHONE, I SMILED AND SAID, EHEN!!! SO UNA THINK SAY NA ONLY UNA SABI FACT ABI… SO I STARTED SENDING THEM MY OWN TOO…. * DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN’T SIT DOWN AND STAND AT THE SAME TIME? *DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU STAY UNDER A SWIMMING POOL FOR MORE THAN 10SEC YOU WILL GET WET? * DO YOU KNOW THAT IN 1993 TWO KIDS WENT TO A RIVER AND SAW A LOT OF WATER? * DO YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE MIRROR, THE PERSON YOU SEE IN THE MIRROR IS STILL YOU? *DO YOU KNOW THAT COWS DON’T GIVE US MILK, WE TAKE IT FROM THEM BY FORCE? *DO YOU KNOW THAT ABACHA WAS ALIVE BEFORE HE DIED? *DO YOU KNOW THAT ORPHANS DON’T HAVE FATHER AND MOTHER?
Re: Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by cosby02(m): 9:16pm On Dec 26, 2015
Do you know your father is a man and your mother happens to be his wife grin grin MTN

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Re: Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by dpete1: 12:20pm On Dec 27, 2015
lwkmd oh!!!
Re: Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by sandave(m): 12:50pm On Dec 27, 2015
do you know that u came out of pussy and not dick
Re: Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by staymore: 2:16pm On Dec 27, 2015
Do you know that the wife of the President's name is Aisha?

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