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A Mother's Worry by biola44: 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2009
A mother worries that her teenage daughter is having sex and might get pregnant, so she consults several parenting websites for advice.

Later that evening, as her daughter prepares for a date, the mother sits down to talk with her. "I know you are adult enough to make the right decision about your body. But I want you to please try to abstain from sex until you're married. If you must have sex, then please use protection."

Feeling proud of herself for being so pro-active, the mother hands her daughter a box of condoms.

The daughter laughs and hugs her mother. "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a girl!"
Re: A Mother's Worry by Abbygyal(f): 12:22pm On Jun 11, 2009
lol case closed!
Re: A Mother's Worry by okunrin3: 3:09pm On Jun 12, 2009
good girl, grin
Re: A Mother's Worry by Lolabbey: 3:15pm On Jun 12, 2009
infact i no knw wetin i wan tok

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