Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,163 members, 7,953,623 topics. Date: Thursday, 19 September 2024 at 08:59 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Woman (624 Views)
(1) (Reply)
Woman by biola44: 12:29pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. |
Re: Woman by okunrin3: 3:04pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
dats if she sees ma money! |
(1) (Reply)
Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment / How Difficult It Is To Please A Woman / Who Wants To Slap Tuface Idibia
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 4 |