An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

looolz. . . .naija will always stand out . . .and always 4 d weird reasons

Abbygyal:

looolz. . . .naija will always stand out . . .and always 4 d weird reasons

can u blame em?

lol naa

hmmm. . .i-b-boi have not heard this joke b4

hmmmmn ben. . . .no be me post am na. . .so next time u say 'biola ive nt heard or read dis joke b4'

I was only reminding you of your ussual lang. . . ."I've heard dis b4"

@poster nice one

thanks

you com com

na fwench be dis

na english

Ben20001:

I was only reminding you of your ussual lang. . . ."I've heard dis b4"

looool. . na dats nt my lang

na everything dey make you laugh?!??

u gat issues wiv it? do u have to comment on every emoticon i use? chimo!! abeg freee me

free you make u enter market?

studio puleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

i never pull off u don dey scream

dats nt a scream . . . .u hearing somefin else.

same to u x2

no gimme x2 rounds, i want it x6

Studio sounds different today sha

na delivrance

Ben20001:

Studio sounds different today sha

nt suprised

what might have happened on his way to work

are u asking me

uhmm duh!!!

wats that?