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Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year, Martha would say "I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs , and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."
So one year Stumpy says, "By Jeebers, Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, and if I don't go this time I may nevah go." Martha replies, "Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs , and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."
So the pilot overhears then and says, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE WORD, then I won't charge you. But just ONE WORD and it's ten dollars."
They agree and up they go, the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does it one more time, and there is still no word, so he lands.
He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn't."
And Stumpy replies "Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out , but ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

takes one to know one my friend! takes one to know one.

right back @ you!

[looks around]

he/she thot I didnt know? did he/she really?

watever happened to 'damsel'?

lauv u 2!




















NOT!

u seem to have hang-ups on waec, exams all n that.

that tough on you?
bearing in mind that. . .our nemesis and nightmare sometimes stem from our bad experience(s).