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What Is GOBE? by Sollytech: 5:46pm On Dec 28, 2015
What is GOBE?
.
GOBE is when u give a beautiful girl a lift and she
faints in your car. You take her to the hospital
and when you get there, the doctor says she's
pregnant and congratulates you that you are
going to be father very soon. You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are
the father....
Things are now getting GOBEFUL.
.
You require a DNA test to prove you are not the
father...
Things are now getting GOBESTIC when the
doctor
comes with the result saying you can not be a
father because you are infertile... You are
relieved, but on your way home you remember
you
are married with three kids at home!...
.
Now you are extremely GOBECIOUS.
.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father
of those kids... You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father. You are now
GOBEDED.....
Happy last Monday of the Year
.
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Re: What Is GOBE? by obinnashady(m): 5:49pm On Dec 28, 2015
I'm GOBEFIED.
Re: What Is GOBE? by boboguy: 5:55pm On Dec 28, 2015
its gobefun ... wow, sollysms.com ... i like the bulk sms site ....
Re: What Is GOBE? by suleman123: 6:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
lol grin grin grin grin grin .. hahaha u
Re: What Is GOBE? by johnel5: 6:10pm On Dec 28, 2015
very gobety ... .... ... i use www.sollysms.com for my bulk msg biz
Re: What Is GOBE? by emma896: 6:15pm On Dec 28, 2015
#end time gobe!!!
Re: What Is GOBE? by CountDracula(m): 6:16pm On Dec 28, 2015
So in all dis. Ure relieved dat ur infertile?
Re: What Is GOBE? by 9niceguy(m): 6:16pm On Dec 28, 2015
When FG refuses to pay 5k to unemployed then it is GOBESTICALLY
When you lips got cracked during harmatan ..it is GOBEFINALLY

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