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10 Notable Facts About Facebook Guys !! by Lautechgossip(m): 12:40pm On Dec 29, 2015
1..They have their permanent lovers but they just pretend while on facebook......
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2..Before they send a gal a friend request, they first check to see if she's beautiful, hot or sexy!!!
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3..They'll begin with asking u questions like: "where are u?, are u single?, hw old are u?, can i get your number please?," etc
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4..They make sure dat their real lovers are not their friends on facebook....
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5..They steal your heart, make u blind, and make you fall in love with them and after dat, they dump u in a short time, and they look 4 other beautiful ladies on facebook.
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6..When they hate u and then gets another gal on fb,they make sure
that u know about the new gal...
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7..They can put u on a pressure of meeting u and if u accept, they tell u either to meet at your place or in a lodge but not his place....
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8..They can call u in the first week he approaches u and then after some days stops calling u, minimize the time he gives u and stop in-boxing u......
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9..You'll call them and they don't pick the calls, stop replying the messages you send to them.
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10..Lastly They will blacklist your number or block you on all social media platforms!!
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TRUE or FALSE??
Re: 10 Notable Facts About Facebook Guys !! by BeeBeeOoh(m): 12:42pm On Dec 29, 2015
Makai ask Mark Zuckerberg, abeg wait small..
Re: 10 Notable Facts About Facebook Guys !! by kvngtxnde(m): 12:43pm On Dec 29, 2015
Not all facebook guys have time for this.

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