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Hilarious Salaries by iemmanuel33(m): 11:26pm On Dec 29, 2015
These are the names of different salaries...
1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it, and you cry.
2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s coming or going.
3. Menstrual Salary – It comes once a month and lasts only four days.
4. Magic Salary – You touch it and it disappears.
5. Amnesia Salary – You can’t remember what you spent it on.
6. Time Traveling Salary – You spend it paying various debts even before you collect it.
Which one have you ever experienced?
Re: Hilarious Salaries by darlingtonIIV(m): 11:45pm On Dec 29, 2015
Uhm none yet. I'm still studying.
Re: Hilarious Salaries by Ahzyz(m): 12:41am On Dec 30, 2015
1 and 2

Cos am lagos state civil servant

Ambode pay any time and day he wish
Re: Hilarious Salaries by doyinisaac(m): 8:32am On Dec 30, 2015
Created salary- I create my own salary...grin

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