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Types Of Salary (which Is Yours) by ponti93(m): 2:10pm On Dec 31, 2015
Types of salary
These are the names of different salaries...
1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it,
and you cry.
2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s
coming or going.
3. Menstrual Salary – It comes once a
month and lasts only four days.
4. Magic Salary – You touch it and it
disappears.
5. Amnesia Salary – You can’t remember
what you spent it on.
6. Time Traveling Salary – You spend it
paying various debts even before you
collect it.
Which one have you ever experienced?
Re: Types Of Salary (which Is Yours) by WaffenSS(m): 4:22pm On Dec 31, 2015
7. Ghost Salary - You work and work, but no alert.

8. Spiritual Salary - You hope one day to meet it.
Re: Types Of Salary (which Is Yours) by Elegantdiva: 2:23pm On Jan 01, 2016
Holy salary. You earn it on a due date. Invest it in something meaning and still av lili savings in the bank

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