BITTER TRUTH!!!
1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't cook, Bros Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with
girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where
the
truth is
3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as
long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its
as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you
are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes
from Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest
and ask, "Honey have
you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is afraid of a
cat, cat is afraid of a
dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his
girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's
life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins
ago, Twitter- 2Mins
ago . BIBLE OR QURAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil
has soaked your cane in kerosene
9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd
and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still
retain the 1st position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever
made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison
break
11. To those who commit suicide; why are you So
selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are looking for who
to use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in
the Bible.So if any
guy calls you an angel,na wash ooooo.

LWKMD!
Soak cane for kerosene?
Help comes from above truly!

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