Are you tired of poverty? Are ready to make quick money? Are interested in the emancipation of the Niger delta? Then this opportunity is for you.

We are a reputable non-governmental organization located in the creeks of the Niger Delta. We are interested in energetic, goal oriented, street smart and intelligent individuals experienced in the abduction of eminent citizens

Job Requirement:
• No educational background is required (any educational certificate would be an advantage)
• Two years experience in nefarious activities (ex-convicts of rape, murder, hooliganism, arm robbery, drug-pushing would be an added advantage)
• Ability to efficiently use firearms. Un-emotionally inclined. Ability to follow orders through without excuses within time limits.
• Ability to perform efficiently under-pressure and with little supervision.
• In depth understanding of the road network of major cities in Nigeria.
• Excellent driving skills, disguising skills. Fluency in Nigeria’s three major languages.
• Age limit 20 to 30 years

Duties:
• Abducting eminent politicians, white expatriates, foreign diplomats, bankers and rich business men (including their relatives).
• Performing negotiations involved in ransom collections, disposing bodies of victims, liaising with security operatives in getting the job done.
• Taking the risk to make sure the job is done.

Remuneration is Extremely Attractive.

If you are interested then send a detailed resume to kidnappers2009@nigeria.com within two weeks of this publication.

lol

Roflmao!!!

I can't wait to read the Job AD for Suicide Bomber positions !!

where can i download the application form

te ;Dhe he he ehe he
poster, i'll be coming to collect your company tax for the last six years, being a kidnapping NGO does not stop you from paying tax. NGO is NGO , so get my money ready ooo!!!!!

lol and his signature is stay blessed

when no job

kidnapping is good business. very soon our organizaton would IPO

This is a copy of a reply i got when I posted this advert @ another site

Posted by: itsmayiela
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Sir,
Although i lack most of the qualities u're seeking but bad-as-e-bad still beta pass at-all at-all. i have been sending my resume and cover note to the stated email address but it's just not going.could u please check if you correctly typed that email addy?

It's not my wish to do this kind of job but i have been unemployed for almost a decade now and i can no longer stand the financial embarrassment i receive in the society. I am looking forward to your sending the correct email. my phone number is 07061250218.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.

This is all of a sudden becoming a reality.

Hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Fraud and kidnapping, God bless Nigeria.

ayomifull:

Hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Fraud and kidnapping, God bless Nigeria.

Plus bad leadership = terrible nation.
very soon, the fetus in the womb will be bad.

tymoti:

This is a copy of a reply i got when I posted this advert @ another site

Posted by: itsmayiela
Insert Quote
Sir,
Although i lack most of the qualities u're seeking but bad-as-e-bad still beta pass at-all at-all. i have been sending my resume and cover note to the stated email address but it's just not going.could u please check if you correctly typed that email addy?

It's not my wish to do this kind of job but i have been unemployed for almost a decade now and i can no longer stand the financial embarrassment i receive in the society. I am looking forward to your sending the correct email. my phone number is 07061250218.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.

Are you sure ? please try call the idiot on his mobile and let the game continue.

kshow1:

Are you sure ? please try call the idiot on his mobile and let the game continue.

That is the voice of a despirado.
The guy has probably done with university and the tuition is probably community-wise paid, and now they all want the son of the soil to shake body and he aint doing nothing.

This is another interesting response i recently got when i posted this job advert at another blogging site


tboyjnr (m) Re: Job Opportunity: Kidnappers Wanted
« #4 on: June 17, 2009, 02:21 PM »

DO you have a pension scheme, ?
what about life and property insurance, ?

DO you have a pension scheme, ?
what about life and property insurance, ?