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| Phone Calls From Hell by benedictac(f): 11:40am On Jun 17, 2009 |
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well devil how much do I owe you for the call? The devil replied, "Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked, "Well,devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied, "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his face, and feeling more important than the English, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Abacha was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody", He called Nigeria and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call? The devil replied "One dollar!". Abacha is stunned & queries the devil. "One dollar  Only one dollar ke??" The devil replied. "Well, when you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate". 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by romsky: 11:45am On Jun 17, 2009 |
God bless Nigeria |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by PeeJee(m): 11:47am On Jun 17, 2009 |
Abacha was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody", He called Nigeria and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call? The devil replied "One dollar!". Abacha is stunned & queries the devil. "One dollar Only one dollar ke??" The devil replied. "Well, when you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate". Am sure this hell called naija is hotter than that one if mr. devil no take tyme oga Abacha go take over as the chairman there. Haba naija don suffer even devil ma know say here na realy hell  |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by benedictac(f): 11:52am On Jun 17, 2009 |
romade: AMEN!!! but it's just a joke no string attached |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by mamagee3(f): 11:52pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
Nigeria is well.  |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by Jeovy(m): 12:02pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
9ja for real  |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by dani1luv: 12:35pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
ya for laif |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by Jeovy(m): 1:34pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
is like u brushed today 1 Like |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 10:46am On Jul 13, 2009 |
not everyone is like u |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by parki: 10:48am On Jul 13, 2009 |
u sef they form like say u get toothbrush |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On Jul 13, 2009 |
no expose me na |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by parki: 11:19am On Jul 13, 2009 |
maka y. |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 11:22am On Jul 13, 2009 |
because i fit sell u |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by sylve11: 11:37am On Jul 13, 2009 |
take buy kulikuli  |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 12:09pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
jeeeze lol |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by ashaby(f): 2:13pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
;d |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 10:18am On Jul 14, 2009 |
in my crib, wat are u still doing in there? |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by Jeovy(m): 10:47am On Jul 14, 2009 |
peeping |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 11:44am On Jul 14, 2009 |
ure eyes says it all, pls remove ur profile pics, it scares me |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by Ben13: 11:48am On Jul 14, 2009 |
Lol . . .wetin you fin d go there? |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 11:51am On Jul 14, 2009 |
i no know o |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by Emperoh(m): 12:04pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
I fitn't shout |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
Shout na, make i knock ur head |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by sylve11: 12:53pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
with dat ur amputated hand? |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by kodylicky(f): 10:36am On Jul 15, 2009 |
proudly nigerian!!!!!
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| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
dammit! who isnt proud to be a nigerian ? |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by sylve11: 12:09pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
Clemcyhot |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
am clemcykul and not clemcyhot! @house aint i kool?? ;d |
| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by sylve11: 1:16pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
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| Re: Phone Calls From Hell by clemcykul(f): 2:01pm On Jul 15, 2009 |
dats my loving twin |
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