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Hilarious: Nigerian Universities As Football Clubs by Simplest001(f): 7:52pm On Jan 10, 2016
If academic institutions in Nigeria were to be
FOOTBALL clubs then: ARSENAL is BUK- where
the students work hard through out the year but
fail to succeed. MANCHESTER CITY is
IGBINEDION-where the students purchase all the
expensive items and live large but are never
interested in their primary assignment. LIVERPOOL
is UNILAG-where the students are very much proud
of the academic achievements of their grand
fathers.MANCHESTER Utd is UNIILORIN- where
students don't perform well in class except their
final exams and achieve good results. CHELSEA is
LASU-where students fail and put the blame on
their VC after which, the government will intervene
to find a new VC for the school every year. REAL
MADRID is ATBU- where students perform BEST and
DO NOT beef students of OTHER schools. Finally,
Barcelona is # ABU where students work hard,
perform well in class, FACE TERRIBLE THINGS
and STILL achieve the best results in
the whole country. Una knw we no dey carry last
naaaa... Greatest Nigerian students!!!
Unique ABU!!! Pls Share dis if u ar proud to
be a student or a Graduate of #
GREATESTABUSITE

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Re: Hilarious: Nigerian Universities As Football Clubs by brunofarad(m): 7:56pm On Jan 10, 2016
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Re: Hilarious: Nigerian Universities As Football Clubs by Zzchampion: 7:57pm On Jan 10, 2016
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Re: Hilarious: Nigerian Universities As Football Clubs by Edwinmason(m): 8:28pm On Jan 10, 2016
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Re: Hilarious: Nigerian Universities As Football Clubs by donziller(m): 9:35pm On Jan 10, 2016
I like dat of d ATBU, if u are frm atbu click like

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