GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.
PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve
dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
kissed the girl.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Well, that's no reason to call
him a bastard.
GIRL: But he touched my breast.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor touched her breast.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: That's no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me!
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
took off her clothes and had sex with the girl. GIRL: Yes
PASTOR: Well, that's also no reason to
call him a bastard.
GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS.
PASTOR: You are a BASTAAAARD!!