2best:
I think we Nigerians are officially the most funniest people on earth. We always find a way to make a joke of any situation. Am certain some Nigerians will still say something funny after missing the rapture. Lol

By then all the mockery, comedy, funny jokes and flattery would seize because everyone left behind would mourn and wail eternally without consolation, even the best jesters.

tgmservice:
Like if this is not funny

bad belle is always allowed

Timoleon:


surely....u might hear a comment like 'finaly that my useless wife don follow rapture go.....time to deal with those olosho babes'

Ʊ® dam so funny... lol

WE ARE SPECIAL, AND I MEAN IN A VERY GOOD WAY!

WE ARE SPECIAL, AND I MEAN IN A VERY GOOD WAY!

Nigerians answer question by insults, mannerly we are lacking folkways.

calliope:
how una life be, Is it beta off Dan theirs....... Lubbish
Hypocrites

Thanks for the question, thats nigerians with hypocracy.

StrawberryCream:

Lol nah so oh ...
Hehehe so its only nipples u saw in that whole convo
Rollar nah so u bad reach abi ...

Babe na so your nȋ̝̊pples dey shack me for head oh. Weapons of man's destruction
S'up?

OLD JOKE

Is true talk

CallMeBIRA:
Maded?

yes,MADED

We have culture. Forget about British. The earlier you know we are better than them the best for you.

[quote author=Onyenna post=41870943][/quote] lmao.... noted

End time facebook post

Bdemmy:

BRITISH FACEBOOK POST:
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ANGELA GRANT: - I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I have recently been finding myself attracted to his younger brother, what should I do folks?

COMMENTS:

William Hale: I think you need to talk to your husband about it because marriage is all about communication.

Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I have been in your shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother…oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…*huggz hun*
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NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN POST

RAMAOTU IDEMUDIA: I live with my husband and two daughters...anytime my brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please.

COMMENTS
Titilayo Kurukere: Ashawo !…no wonder you can’t even give the poor man a son…so so daughters *mtcheew*

Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, your brother in-law ke

Amaka Ede: You are v disgrace to your family and all women. JEZEBEL!

Bornboy The Bigboy: You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please add me so that I can take care of you when my containers arrive from high and low seas…bebi leave ya husband lemme show you the life!

Mohamadu Bello: This is all Buhari's fault

Ekaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE MAD...IT IS JONATHAN's FAULT…YOU HE-GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am toking to you sef…..ILLITERATE!

Mr Smith (Confused Briton on the friends list): Huh?

Suffering And Smiling Student: Has ASUU strike been called off?

Prophet Touch Not My Anointed: The bible says in ‘fallopian’ chapter 2 verse tatee…thou shall not look at ya husband’s brothers with lust. Repent my sister.

Aminu Megida: May Allah forgive u

Aishatu Yaya: It’s not ya fault….shey, is the man that decided to put ring on ya finger….there are plenty good women around but he decided to choose you…useless ojukokoro.

Adebiyi Ojo: Abeg, is anyone coming to London?….I need someone to bring me some crayfish, its urgent.

Captain Morufu Ikechukwu-Hassan: Auction!! Auction! Auction! Customs impounded vehicles @ reasonable prices. Inbox me for more details.

Patrick Obahiagbon: The enormity of this crinkun crankun will bring about Armageddonrial end to the fiscal polistikum edificacy of the I do…. I don’t of the marriage.

Hahahahaha

Rollar:

Babe na so your nȋ̝̊pples dey shack me for head oh. Weapons of man's destruction
S'up?

Abeg forget that wan nah for my pikin only
How u dey

Bdemmy:

BRITISH FACEBOOK POST:
------------------------
ANGELA GRANT: - I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I have recently been finding myself attracted to his younger brother, what should I do folks?

COMMENTS:

William Hale: I think you need to talk to your husband about it because marriage is all about communication.

Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I have been in your shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother…oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…*huggz hun*
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NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN POST

RAMAOTU IDEMUDIA: I live with my husband and two daughters...anytime my brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please.

COMMENTS
Titilayo Kurukere: Ashawo !…no wonder you can’t even give the poor man a son…so so daughters *mtcheew*

Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, your brother in-law ke

Amaka Ede: You are v disgrace to your family and all women. JEZEBEL!

Bornboy The Bigboy: You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please add me so that I can take care of you when my containers arrive from high and low seas…bebi leave ya husband lemme show you the life!

Mohamadu Bello: This is all Buhari's fault

Ekaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE MAD...IT IS JONATHAN's FAULT…YOU HE-GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am toking to you sef…..ILLITERATE!

Mr Smith (Confused Briton on the friends list): Huh?

Suffering And Smiling Student: Has ASUU strike been called off?

Prophet Touch Not My Anointed: The bible says in ‘fallopian’ chapter 2 verse tatee…thou shall not look at ya husband’s brothers with lust. Repent my sister.

Aminu Megida: May Allah forgive u

Aishatu Yaya: It’s not ya fault….shey, is the man that decided to put ring on ya finger….there are plenty good women around but he decided to choose you…useless ojukokoro.

Adebiyi Ojo: Abeg, is anyone coming to London?….I need someone to bring me some crayfish, its urgent.

Captain Morufu Ikechukwu-Hassan: Auction!! Auction! Auction! Customs impounded vehicles @ reasonable prices. Inbox me for more details.

Patrick Obahiagbon: The enormity of this crinkun crankun will bring about Armageddonrial end to the fiscal polistikum edificacy of the I do…. I don’t of the marriage.

I love the patrick responses

You made my day

StrawberryCream:


Abeg forget that wan nah for my pikin only
How u dey

But there is love in sharing nau. You don't want baby to grow up to be selfish, do you?
How ur side?

dmcdad:

As in ehn... Forget oooo. Naija na the sweetest country to be in aswear!

As per great sense of humour, I agree. We make fun out of everything.

Babe2sure:

As per great sense of humour, I agree. We make fun out of everything.

True that.

Drabeey:
This is what happened when God said. let there be light. a typical difference between light and darkness, white and black.

Taa!

Who said the whites are superior to us?

You are just ignorant if you think so...

read SOME HISTORICAL FACTS ABOUT AFRICA

also..

read FACTS I BET YOU NEVER KNOW ABOUT AFRICA

and you will surely have a different perspective.

Rollar:

But there is love in sharing nau. You don't want baby to grow up to be selfish, do you?
How ur side?

Just dry small boring day

Op....you forgot to add those comments that sells custom auction vehicles on every post they see on Facebook.

StrawberryCream:

Just dry small boring day

Heyah, pele. Monday is usually the worst day of the week. Thank God for tuesday tho.
Has anybody ever told you you kinda look like the grin smiley?
Maybe its the structure of your face

Rollar:

Heyah, pele. Monday is usually the worst day of the week. Thank God for tuesday tho.
Has anybody ever told you you kinda look like the grin smiley?
Maybe its the structure of your face

But im nt smiling .. who is grin . Dat danfo guy?

utenwuson:
yes cos we re Africans and our feelings should be different from those white folks who s got no culture or tradition! more importantly we re NIGERIANs

so cuz ur africans that warrants you to answer a question out of context? Simple , what do I do? N ya all judging her. Does that solve the problem at hand? No wonder life expectancy in nija is short cuz these r d bull crap nigerians deal with.

StrawberryCream:

But im nt smiling .. who is grin . Dat danfo guy?

Yeah but each time I see/use that smiley, it reminds me of you. Iono, maybe cuz you showed a glimpse of your teeth and if you were to show ur 32, you'd be indistinguishable from it
You and this ur danfo conductor fantasy, e never do you?

favourlove1:
so cuz ur africans that warrants you to answer a question out of context? Simple , what do I do? N ya all judging her. Does that solve the problem at hand? No wonder life expectancy in nija is short cuz these r d bull crap nigerians deal with.

Africans (Nigerians) don't even expect u to. nurse such feeling in d 1st place! it's a total Taboo" ask d Idoma culture!

Ok lemme. say smtin. similar! An ageing white woman wen in search of a new young wife for her OWN husband simply because she felt she s no longer sexy enough to mk her husband happy n d man happiness is her joy!

u as an African lady pls in ur right sense, can. u do this? be sincere! d earlier we admit being a tru africans d better n easier 4 all us!

Rollar:

Yeah but each time I see/use that smiley, it reminds me of you. Iono, maybe cuz you showed a glimpse of your teeth and if you were to show ur 32, you'd be indistinguishable from it
You and this ur danfo conductor fantasy, e never do you?

Lol .. No oh theres money in that business im all about my coins hun
But i wasnt smiling oh .. Thats my wheres my money face ... when i go to bank dats how i look at them hehehe
Wts popping anyway ..

StrawberryCream:

Lol .. No oh theres money in that business im all about my coins hun
But i wasnt smiling oh .. Thats my wheres my money face ... when i go to bank dats how i look at them hehehe
Wts popping anyway ..

Hian, this girl you go like money oh. Na ur type dey push man enter armed robbery It is well.
Nuthin much, just lying in bed nυde, thinking bout chu

Rollar:

Hian, this girl you go like money oh. Na ur type dey push man enter armed robbery It is well.
Nuthin much, just lying in bed nυde, thinking bout chu

Arm robbery ke no no no
Honest work oh jail is real
Yes who no like money ..