In 2010 Jamb, I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind which is God "pls let me sit near a person that knows book",cos d silly boy i told to send me the answers on my phone looks lyk who doesn't have sense.God finaly answered my prayer,d girl dat i sat with was an Albino &she wore eyeglass dat has rope,so i knew for sure dat she know book wella.As d paper started,dis girl started to misbehave o.She was just covering her answer,but me as a sharp guy,i was spying d answer from 1 deadly angle.when it remain just 5 minutes to go,this girl caught me copyin her &started shouting @ me,but i just i ignored her,since i had almost copied finish.d next thing that i heard was my phone's message tune.This guy has finally sent d answer,i sighed & then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I then tore d 1 dat i copied frm d albino girl &used the paper to stone Her.I kept d fresh booklet on top my table & used 1 style to open d message,i saw "To download GBESE by Lil Kesh, text 48 to 4900 - From Mtn". Lol Na joke o!


Meanwhile, if you have registered you can use below free app to practice, cos its exactly like the Jamb I did. Good luck!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd.

dry..

but this should still be in the joke section my niqqa