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Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by na2day2(m): 6:23am On Jun 19, 2009
i wasn't sure where to post this but I finally settle for this forum. my friend started posting some of these stuff on FB and i thought we can have some laughs with it on NL too so post some funny but stupid labels or warnings/instructions u see on products or as street signs.

Chain Saw--You Betcha!
grin grin grin grin


[img]http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com//images/WARNpics/candle.bmp[/img]


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


this peanut warning is awesome---On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts" (Wow! I was expecting to find motor oil.) cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Washing Machine- Bonus: Handy diagram to determine if door is open
undecided undecided undecided undecided


Pet Meds-Do not let your dog drink and drive.
shocked shocked shocked shocked


Asian Advice



On the ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat." (WTH?) shocked shocked shocked shocked



On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (No shit?) angry angry angry





On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals." (A lot of weird shit happens in Sweden.) tongue tongue



On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Sound advice, I guess.) undecided undecided undecided


On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bicycle -- "Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle" (You think?) angry angry angry
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by SeanT21(f): 6:31am On Jun 19, 2009
LMAO~~Do they think we are stupid lipsrsealed

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by SeanT21(f): 6:33am On Jun 19, 2009
The first picture is describing me lipsrsealed

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by na2day2(m): 6:33am On Jun 19, 2009
SeanT21:

The first picture is describing me lipsrsealed



lol , u craze gurlgrin grin grin


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On A Cup Of Coffee: Caution! Contents are HOT!

On the bottom of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (no shit!)  grin grin grin

On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.  undecided undecided undecided

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by SeanT21(f): 6:37am On Jun 19, 2009
Someone help that guy out please

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by na2day2(m): 6:50am On Jun 19, 2009
what about these warnings


On Lady Speed Stick Deodorant: For external use only

On a lawnmower: Do not place hands or feet under mower when engine is running

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery

On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake

On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation.

[img]http://serendipitydoodah.files./2008/09/18.jpg[/img]
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by na2day2(m): 6:53am On Jun 19, 2009
SeanT21:

Someone help that guy out please


at least he is honest  grin grin grin


@ post

[img]http://robertstevenson.files./2008/03/funny_road_signs_011.jpg[/img]  undecided undecided undecided undecided



Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by romsky: 4:19pm On Jun 19, 2009
luv dat shouting God on d bed & going to church
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Abbygyal(f): 7:02pm On Jun 19, 2009
lolzzz funny
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by D1KeleVra(m): 10:32pm On Jun 19, 2009
@All warning posts

I think they are all sound advices. . . you will be surprised to know how extremely stewpid some humans can be. These companies are just being cautious. . . For instance, a woman just came back home from a long walk with her poodle, which was freezing. She placed it in the microwave to 'thaw' i guess the dog died. . . duh! She sued the microwave company and won.
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by na2day2(m): 12:33am On Jun 20, 2009
romade:

luv dat shouting God on d bed & going to church

i love that one too grin grin grin


D1KeleVra:

@All warning posts

I think they are all sound advices. . . you will be surprised to know how extremely stewpid some humans can be. These companies are just being cautious. . . For instance, a woman just came back home from a long walk with her poodle, which was freezing. She placed it in the microwave to 'thaw' i guess the dog died. . . duh! She sued the microwave company and won.

yea, i heard sumtin similar but dunno if it was true though grin grin grin



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On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK honey just grab the Palmolive!) grin

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) undecided undecided undecided undecided



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Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 12:39am On Jun 20, 2009
LOL funny thread. esp the stapled condom grin
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 12:48am On Jun 20, 2009
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 12:49am On Jun 20, 2009
shocked shocked shocked

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 12:52am On Jun 20, 2009
grin grin grin

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 12:54am On Jun 20, 2009
Is this for real

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 12:55am On Jun 20, 2009
rotflmao grin grin grin

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 12:56am On Jun 20, 2009
cheesy cheesy

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 12:57am On Jun 20, 2009
lol
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 1:00am On Jun 20, 2009
D1KeleVra:

@All warning posts

I think they are all sound advices. . . you will be surprised to know how extremely stewpid some humans can be. These companies are just being cautious. . . For instance, a woman just came back home from a long walk with her poodle, which was freezing. She placed it in the microwave to 'thaw' i guess the dog died. . . duh! She sued the microwave company and won.

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 1:03am On Jun 20, 2009
ROTFL. Isn't right the other way?

[img]http://robertstevenson.files./2008/04/funny-keep-right-sign3.jpg[/img]
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 1:05am On Jun 20, 2009
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 1:07am On Jun 20, 2009
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 1:08am On Jun 20, 2009
My Fave. rotfl

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Sissy3(f): 1:16am On Jun 20, 2009
FL Gators:

shocked shocked shocked



ROFTLAMO !!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by na2day2(m): 1:43am On Jun 20, 2009
FL Gators:

tongue tongue tongue

[img]http://3critical.files./2008/04/a183_z1.jpg[/img]

dan! that has to be a quickie grin grin grin


FL Gators:

shocked shocked shocked



love this one cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



FL Gators:

My Fave. rotfl



we accept! embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 2:21am On Jun 20, 2009
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by SeanT21(f): 2:22am On Jun 20, 2009
ROTFLMAO!!

Who creates these signs sef!!
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 2:23am On Jun 20, 2009
shocked shocked shocked I never even knew this law shocked

Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by na2day2(m): 2:28am On Jun 20, 2009
SeanT21:

ROTFLMAO!!

Who creates these signs sef!!

i honestly wonder  undecided undecided


FL Gators:

shocked shocked shocked I never even knew this law shocked



i know abt that law


 shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Dumb Funny Labels/warnings by Nobody: 2:32am On Jun 20, 2009
I thought this was funny.

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