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Warnings On Alcohol by bayooz(m): 7:37am On Dec 11, 2012 |
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not -------------------------- The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. -------------------------- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ---------------------------- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. --------------------------- The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ---------------------------- The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. --------------------------- The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, stronger and meaner than you think ------------------------------ The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ---------------------------- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. Source http://www.wiseoldcurmudgeon.com |
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