Bishop David Oyedepo: $150 million
Chris Oyakhilome: $50 million
T.B Joshua: $15 million
Mathew Ashimolowo: $10 million
Chris Okotie: $10 million
"And these are just the ones who declared their assets".
God is good. (Can I get an "all the time"?) Especially if you're
a Pastor in Nigeria.
Being a "Man of God" in Nigeria is one of the easiest ways
to fame and riches. So, in the Spirit of Christianity, Wealth
Creation and Wisdom Keys, here are 10 Sure Fire ways to be
a successful Pastor in Nigeria.

1. Have a Sordid or Criminal past: Everybody loves a good
and inspiring life story,especially if it ends in you being
arrested. Not for your crimes, but BY The Holy Spirit. So
here's a heads up, go do something really bad. Do not
forget to tell people God called you. Not a text, Not an
email, A CALL. You guys are cool like that.

2. Invest In Some Megaphones: They come in handy for
constituting public nuisance in the name of Early Morning
Street Preaching. This step is neccessary in the quest to
becoming a Pastor. It teaches courage. How else do you
expect to propagate the Gospel if not early in the morning?

3. Start Small: From disturbing your street people with early
morning preaching, graduate to preaching on buses and
you're on your way.

4. Select a really Interesting Name for your church: You
have to capture the imagination of the public with the
name of the church. It has to be so catchy that mere
hearing it would want to bring them to church. You gerrit?

5. Get A Small Crowd of your Biggest Fans: Family, friends
etc. Your First congregation will consist of people close to
you who know other people that will bring other people.

6. Speak A Lot of Tongues At First: Shows that the Holy Spirit
is really with you. Watch a lot of Nollywood mobiez and
master how its done.However you can drop this as the
ministry becomes "bigger". Doesn't mean the amount of
Holy Spirit in you has reduced or anything.

7. Merchandising: Anything from Holy Water, to Holy
Handkerchiefs, to Holy Biscuits, Holy Crosses, Holy Anointed
Oil, Holy Singlets,even Holy MoiMoi can be merchandised.
Just have a big picture of your face with your hand on your
chin on the commodity. Don't forget to add "Holy" in front
of the product. Sure fire sales.

9. See Visions. See A Lot of Visions. Your visions must
include someone in Shiny white flowing agbada. If you
can't conjure one, dab some Talcum Powder on your wife
and tell her to wear all white. That should do.

10. Heal People: You don't have to be a doctor. You don't
even have to be really anointed to do this. Pay a couple
actors if you have to and learn how to push and touch in
the right places.
It is well.
Lalasticaa abeg move this thing. A brother might need it

Rubbish!!

airmirthd1:
Rubbish!!

I will report u... See yur tongue.. Oh!! U are a church girl, ummh no wonder..

jimmyolasun:
I will report u... See yur tongue.. Oh!! U are a church girl, ummh no wonder..

Thank you........see your mouth.....go jor

jimmyolasun:
I will report u... See yur tongue.. Oh!! U are a church girl, ummh no wonder..

Thank you........see your mouth.....go jor

SMH

halleluyah

Really hilarious, can't stop laughing