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Are You A Talented Crier? by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Do you know how to cry? This is an opportunity for you to cry your way into good money. We are looking for people who can cry in other people's burial ceremonies. For normal crying - N5,000 For crying and singing - N7,500 For crying and scattering things - N10,000 For crying and rolling on the floor - N12,500 For crying and swearing- N15,000 For crying and threatening to jump into the grave - N15,000 For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000 For crying jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N25,000 For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000 Thank you. |
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