LAUTECH DIARY
* You ask your friends..how far with reading? They
said they haven't started...only to get to MKO LT
and find out they have a permaallynent sit.

* Lecturers telling you "buying my manual is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of
those that buy.

* You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself. If
it
was to be Unilorin... I would have been a 2.1
graduate by now.

* SUG will organize a protest and those SUs will
boycott it for lectures.

* If you think true love is the only thing that is
hard
to find...try looking for your HOD when you need
his
signature on a form.

* In LAUTECH, you don't need to go far for
anything...right in your hostel you have an
electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a
drug
dealer).

* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside
campus
and before you know it...she has hugged like 15
guys.

* LAUTECH guys can configure free browsing on
small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo
join o. Lol).

* Those fellowship people has turned our love
gardens to prayer ground. U're enjoying your babe
jeje-ly under that tree and they will just spoil your
show with preaching & prayer. *sobs.

* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see
that all seats has been occupied by bags & books.

* Semester starts: ALATA milk&honey.
Mid-semester: Mama Number 1.
Semester ending: Sobo & doughnut don take over
.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya
tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board
to
write. Before he turns back-------class don full.
Lol

* You receive your year one results and you give
your life to Christ without preaching... Just like
that!

* Electricity failure causes unresolved hunger since
hotplates took d kingdom of cooking...

*You've got automatic tickets to those babes when
you have a car. I lie?

* It's always funny when exam supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop
that
super human ability; answering 3hrs question in
50seconds. Haha

** In the spirit of this mood, a minute silence for
all
those who also aspire to graduate out of LAUTECH
(and all schools) but lost their lives to the cold
hands of death. May they all rest in peace & God
console their families..
God bless every Nigerian Youths/Students. Amen!

Lalasticlar front page JOorg

Actually funny same for most govt tertiary institutions

I still fully remember sobo & doughnut under those trees, what a memory.

shogotermies:

LAUTECH DIARY
* You ask your friends..how far with reading? They
said they haven't started...only to get to MKO LT
and find out they have a permaallynent sit.

* Lecturers telling you "buying my manual is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of
those that buy.

* You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself. If
it
was to be Unilorin... I would have been a 2.1
graduate by now.

* SUG will organize a protest and those SUs will
boycott it for lectures.

* If you think true love is the only thing that is
hard
to find...try looking for your HOD when you need
his
signature on a form.

* In LAUTECH, you don't need to go far for
anything...right in your hostel you have an
electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a
drug
dealer).

* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside
campus
and before you know it...she has hugged like 15
guys.

* LAUTECH guys can configure free browsing on
small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo
join o. Lol).

* Those fellowship people has turned our love
gardens to prayer ground. U're enjoying your babe
jeje-ly under that tree and they will just spoil your
show with preaching & prayer. *sobs.

* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see
that all seats has been occupied by bags & books.

* Semester starts: ALATA milk&honey.
Mid-semester: Mama Number 1.
Semester ending: Sobo & doughnut don take over
.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya
tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board
to
write. Before he turns back-------class don full.
Lol

* You receive your year one results and you give
your life to Christ without preaching... Just like
that!

* Electricity failure causes unresolved hunger since
hotplates took d kingdom of cooking...

*You've got automatic tickets to those babes when
you have a car. I lie?

* It's always funny when exam supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop
that
super human ability; answering 3hrs question in
50seconds. Haha

** In the spirit of this mood, a minute silence for
all
those who also aspire to graduate out of LAUTECH
(and all schools) but lost their lives to the cold
hands of death. May they all rest in peace & God
console their families..
God bless every Nigerian Youths/Students. Amen!