Question: What is the definition of wahala
Answer: Wahala can be defined as when a soldier punish you finish, come release you make you dey go, you come climb your bike come shout 'officer thunder fire you' and your bike no gree start...

My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in thesearch. After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey thief am, don off am