I told this guy he looks like Wayne Rooney. Please help me confirm if this is true

Una don start today again abi? You two have same ear sha!

the resemblance i see na the blue shirt una 2 wear. shekeena!

OP..........what do u want me to say again.
if i say u no resemble am now u go put me for mind...wait o u be albino or wat.
wait o, i no see am before why ur ear come stand like village church......eti bi shoshi oko.

oh wow!! very true. You even look more like Shrek than he does!

where is the resemblance with that flat nose and wide mouth. una no resembles joor, look for black man wey u go resemble

Lol, una ear sha

I wonder why Wayne's friends didn't tell him he looks like u
U r unique and nice just the way u r, don't need anyone telling u otherwise.

You look like You

Lwkm it's a mistake don't mind them.

U are Albino mumu rooney

Ur friend needs to fear u more than a viper

d rabbit ear is conspicuous..

wateva dah means

ya u look like Wayne Rooney with your standing ovation ear

na Vincent kompany u resemble

When did rubbish start for nairaland na..... Anyway....u are far from looking like wayne rooney o

And it's Rooney in jim beglin voice.

Oya go use am collect money for bank

Bros, you look like someone denied his 7th visa application.