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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 5:57pm On Oct 10, 2020
AirmanB:


Dem even d sell I'm in layers grin grin grin
Stay there. If you observe for the pictures, some thick pass others.
And try this for your room, place two dunlop slippers directly above each other, then try planting now. E dey easier. I planted for 5 mins on it without really feeling it. But d neck still dey somehow sha

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 5:59pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
lmao I go over laugh people ehn!
Some of them won’t resume when they see their names for SSC..
E sure na. Especially wetin their eyes don see or here about SSC.
But seriously SSC no be death sentence. People dey go academy for 5 years and survive m comot, we fit do this 9 months.
All this talk of survival no really matter now. Now on how our names go dey that list from MS office na en be the koko. God no go shame us

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 6:00pm On Oct 10, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:
Na like this we go dey do with Jboy
No way
you must suffer ! Is that clear !
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gentlelord(m): 6:01pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
something wey I go chook inside penis..
okokobioko

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 6:07pm On Oct 10, 2020
Richieurch:


E go shock u say after screening jaji boys name go appear for academy (ribadu)
That one na Dole sef

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 6:11pm On Oct 10, 2020
Gentlelord:
Mehn shit is getting real, another thing na how person wants tey smuggle am enter. Because e sure me die say once NCOs wey dey search see am dem go code and begin laugh. well me I get strategy sha just incase, obstacle now na wetin to disintegrate am.
Well if you be real G, talk say na your personal bathroom slippers. Carry two pairs enter, use one pair for anti plant the other for the bathroom.
Na confidence matters most.
When you enter, you go find way cut m in shapes and sizes you want.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 6:13pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
lmao I go over laugh people ehn!
Some of them won’t resume when they see their names for SSC..
Me I prefer am sef because I no even like this dssc parole from the beginning, na age make me enter dssc train.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 6:14pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
something wey I go chook inside penis..

Lwkmd

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 6:14pm On Oct 10, 2020
Kalapizim:
No way

you must suffer ! Is that clear !
I go soon put you for prayers say make u follow us resume in sha Allah

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 6:15pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
something wey I go chook inside penis..
Odogwu grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LegendPV: 6:19pm On Oct 10, 2020
This anti~plant Matter Got ME thinking Of My smuggling Skills .....!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gentlelord(m): 6:21pm On Oct 10, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:

Well if you be real G, talk say na your personal bathroom slippers. Carry two pairs enter, use one pair for anti plant the other for the bathroom.
Na confidence matters most.
When you enter, you go find way cut m in shapes and sizes you want.
na d exact thing wey I dey plan to do 3pairs of bathroom slippers gringrin of different thickness. na how to cut am go be issue especially knife or razor blade and outside the purview of the cdts.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Agueti: 6:36pm On Oct 10, 2020
God no go shame us

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 6:57pm On Oct 10, 2020
Gentlelord:

okokobioko
Nah to put am inside garri.... No time

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LegendPV: 7:01pm On Oct 10, 2020
Gentlelord:

na d exact thing wey I dey plan to do 3pairs of bathroom slippers gringrin of different thickness. na how to cut am go be issue especially knife or razor blade and outside the purview of the cdts.

Baba na kito sandals or slipon go sure Pass

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:27pm On Oct 10, 2020
Ramirezsarki:

Nah to put am inside garri.... No time
lol you wan carry half bag of garri go? You go use head carry your load ooo from gate with haunches

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 7:48pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
lol you wan carry half bag of garri go? You go use head carry your load ooo from gate with haunches
See am as en go resume aca grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gentlelord(m): 8:11pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
lol you wan carry half bag of garri go? You go use head carry your load ooo from gate with haunches
na him go first buy welcoming job be that

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by omaigala12(m): 8:52pm On Oct 10, 2020
Gentlelord:

na d exact thing wey I dey plan to do 3pairs of bathroom slippers gringrin of different thickness. na how to cut am go be issue especially knife or razor blade and outside the purview of the cdts.
Wetin do ur teeth

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kyngfarabale1(m): 9:03pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
lol you wan carry half bag of garri go? You go use head carry your load ooo from gate with haunches
so we fit carry some eatable things go..... like what please..... thanks

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Oluwaseyi12(m): 9:04pm On Oct 10, 2020
Please I need clarification ooo..I saw some Navy NDA being commissioned in NDA together with Army..mI thought Navy do get their commissioning in Portharcourt

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 9:16pm On Oct 10, 2020
Oluwaseyi12:
Please I need clarification ooo..I saw some Navy NDA being commissioned in NDA together with Army..mI thought Navy do get their commissioning in Portharcourt

Things done change, dey return to NDA for 3 months for parade training, piping etc

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by West2North(m): 9:35pm On Oct 10, 2020
Pls are we to fend for our selves during the 6months of training or there is a system to that takes care of that.?

I need to know pls. So that I can make my plans well o.

Nagode!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:41pm On Oct 10, 2020
West2North:
Pls are we to fend for our selves during the 6months of training or there is a system to that takes care of that.?

I need to know pls. So that I can make my plans well o.

Nagode!
you become the governments property.. and you’ll be taken care of the way the government takes care of things grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by West2North(m): 10:11pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
you become the governments property.. and you’ll be taken care of the way the government takes care of things grin

But at least better than NYSC sha. Not about the number of meals but the condition of the food.

Also, would this mean that there are not going to be any stipends paid? And that whatever expenses we have to make over thee hs to be from our own pocket, right?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Sniper04(m): 10:26pm On Oct 10, 2020
Guy the food no too sweet zero your mind ���

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:28pm On Oct 10, 2020
West2North:


But at least better than NYSC sha. Not about the number of meals but the condition of the food.

Also, would this mean that there are not going to be any stipends paid? And that whatever expenses we have to make over thee hs to be from our own pocket, right?
they pay allowances and you’ll be fed well.. you’ll get standard issue for uniforms, gear etc

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by West2North(m): 10:38pm On Oct 10, 2020
sikowitz17:
they pay allowances and you’ll be fed well.. you’ll get standard issue for uniforms, gear etc

I have many questions but I know that many of them are only going to be answered over there at the training ground.

Thanks boss.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Putin007: 10:48pm On Oct 10, 2020
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Elsueno: 10:52pm On Oct 10, 2020
No need to worry about anti plant, I will smuggle a standard one for you guys.

Will contact you when the time comes, just have you cash ready and you get the product cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dtraitor: 5:15am On Oct 11, 2020
The rate at which you guys are scared of this pot planting amaze me a lot. you guys should stop thinking about how to smuggle your Safety (Anti plant) slippers are sold there , but The truth is that some times after you ground your skull its the neck and Leg that suffer More than The Head, during my days in Depot, my roommate was caught with a cigarette and in the process of investigating how he get The cigar, some guys were Also caught using a phone, ......................... that week was hell coz I remember sitting on my head for 4 hours daily during tattoo without using anti plant, a very senior Colonel now a MAJ Gen is the one checking us one by one to make sure we don't use Anti plant with serious beating on top, yet we survived it, but our neck and leg suffer pass. you guys can survive it, beside there are a lot of things you should work on not just practicing how to sit on your head coz no matter how you try you will never get use to it. Good luck Gentlemen.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dtraitor: 5:17am On Oct 11, 2020
sikowitz17:
you become the governments property.. and you’ll be taken care of the way the government takes care of things grin
Nice answer

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