Shinfaks:
Army lIst is ready!

this is not news nah. Of course we know it has been ready since. Na to drop am be the concern

damibjs:


I was told o... Dat a female doctor was checking one RRi male testes... Na so him d**k bgin rise oo..... The nxt tin na hot slap for the guy face.. . So funny.

Lmao � �� No be small thing o.

damibjs:


I was told o... Dat a female doctor was checking one RRi male testes... Na so him d**k bgin rise oo..... The nxt tin na hot slap for the guy face.. . So funny.

Wahala for person wey him d!ck no go stand ooo

ishowdotgmail:


Wahala for person wey him d!ck no go stand ooo

lolz.. how a female go dey handle my prick and e no go stand? when person no be impotent

eitsei:
lolz.. how a female go dey handle my prick and e no go stand? when person no be impotent

Lol

Anastessay:
Good evening house. During medicals, what do they check in females?

Virtually all that they check in the males too. Also, you'll be examined for pile by a team if male doctors. You'll stand in front of them, take a døggy position , spread your ass and cough 3 times.

But wait o, what if on the day of medicals a girl happens to be on her monthly visitor, how will they now check for the pile.

NewDelhi:
But wait o, what if on the day of medicals a girl happens to be on her monthly visitor, how will they now check for the pile.

Guy U dey Craze... Which kind question be this

NewDelhi:
But wait o, what if on the day of medicals a girl happens to be on her monthly visitor, how will they now check for the pile.

How I wish I would be able to reply this with whatsapp stickers ���

QuadrilAyinde:

Guy U dey Craze... Which kind question be this

Honestly I just thought of it. What if she has kitted up with menstrual pad and those nonsense. And the anus is very close to the vagina. There's no way she'll expose her anus for examination without exposing her vagina too. How she go do am.

Her best bet would be to use a tampon but it can also be embarassing coz the rope of tampons is usually very long, it will be dangling out.

NewDelhi:

Honestly I just thought of it. What if she has kitted up with menstrual pad and those nonsense. And the anus is very close to the vagina. There's no way she'll expose her anus for examination without exposing her vagina too. How she go do am.

Her best bet would be to use a tampon but it can also be embarassing coz the rope of tampons is usually very long, it will be dangling out.

NewDelhi:
But wait o, what if on the day of medicals a girl happens to be on her monthly visitor, how will they now check for the pile.

It a gud question dear, dey will separate dem after d female candidates are done dey will tell dem to use d rest room nd clean up well. So b4 any drop of blood comes out again dey will hv check d candidate.


Not every ladys use tampons, most is always even at dat u will remove it nd wen dey are done wit u, you will put it back or change anoda..or use tissue at d moment.

Koes:

It a gud question dear, dey will separate dem after d female candidates are done dey will tell dem to use d rest room nd clean up well. So b4 any drop of blood comes out again dey will hv check d candidate.


Not every ladys use tampons, most is always even at dat u will remove it nd wen dey are done wit u, you will put it back or change anoda..or use tissue at d moment.

Humble koes,That is very nice reply . ....Merry Christmas .

Merry Christmas to you all.

As we celebrate this yuletide, let us not forget our fallen heroes and those who are still battling hard in the trenches and sandy dunes of North-Eastern Nigeria. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten

RIP Mangojuice, RIP Lt Buba.

While we hope for the best as we await the list, let us pause and reflect on the great sacrifices of all Nigerian Armed Forces Servicemen and women. It won't take us much to observe a minute silence in our respective houses for the departed brave souls.

I love you all.

Modified...

During the course of the 6/9 months dss/ssc training do they pay you or you have to go with money ??

damibjs:


I was told o... Dat a female doctor was checking one RRi male testes... Na so him d**k bgin rise oo..... The nxt tin na hot slap for the guy face.. . So funny.

But that's cruel and inhumane now. How will a female be examining your ballz and your dick won't rise?. As if that's not enough , they slapped him. This is someone that hasn't undergone any training yet.

Asides that I don't think they allow males examine females the way females examine males.

Samsung004:
Do they pay ssc/ dssc during training camp??

The "army work isn't about the money" crew will soon bash you.

NihiIist:

The "army work isn't about the money" crew will soon bash you.

I think its a valid question ...u need to be well informed so as to prepare well.
Well to answer the question, for SSC I was told by a friend that they where paid 20k per month but they saved 8k for them then released the rest after the training. So u can just hold extra cash just like. Nysc camp

Samsung004:
Modified...

During the course of the 6/9 months dss/ssc training do they pay you or you have to go with money ??

Youll spend money as a cadet especially if you applied Dssc.. you’ll pay for everything from the chair you’ll sit on to unofficial contributions.. your instructors will skim every available cash from you guys.. you’ll pay for books, almost pay for the air you breathe ma sef.. it’s adviceable to generally go with money.. SSC on the other hand, nobody can bill you unnecessarily.. but still hold money.. you’ll be glad that you did. Irrespective of what you are paid

Let's hope Navy dssc batch 2 resume tomorrow, so that the Nigerian Army can boldly follow suit as usual
Let's hope the Covid-19 doesn't get any worse.

Navy DSSC 2nd batch are definitely resuming tomorrow

Gokemranonymous:



Bro I sent you a pm please reply

I think I’ve replied

billypanshak:
Navy DSSC 2nd batch are definitely resuming tomorrow

Toh, if Navy Dssc 2 batch resume tomorrow, am damn sure Army list is most likely coming out very soon, as in very soon. After all na the same pattern the screening deh take.

Tomorrow is another good day.

I hope this analysis will come to pass. Though I equally do not expect this year to end without the list being released. I pray that may we all be successful with the entire application process. Amin

MrSuama:
All I wanted to know was if navy continued with their screening as scheduled which @ Koes confirmed and based on that I am hopeful the list would be out soon.
The death of Gen. Irefin which led to about 26 military officers attending the COAS conference testing positive to Covid 19 most definitely affected the proposed screening. Though not sure, I believe the chairman of the selection board must have been attending the conference before its abrupt suspension.

The conference started on 7th December and was cancelled on 10th December 2020.

As at 13th December, the 417 officers who attended the conference were tested for Covid-19 and advised to self isolate. Other staff at the army hq were also tested with hq eventually being fumigated and Covid-19 guidelines strictly adhered to. Meaning activities are still going on at the army hq irrespective of the incidence.

As at 14th December 2020, 26 army personnel have been implicated in the Covid-19 pandemic.

Covid-19 self isolation period is between 10 -14 days. For the 391 officers who tested negative, they must observe the self isolation from probably 13th to 27th December 2020. For the 26 who tested positive, their recovery from Covid-19 is based on how well their immune system is fighting the virus and responding to treatment. So most of them would be discharged on a different day.

The questions that are begging for answers are:
1. Is the military secretary in charge of this recruitment amongst those self isolating or amongst those receiving treatment?
2. Is the selection board chairman amongst those self isolating or amongst those receiving treatment?
3. Is any or some members of the selection board amongst those self isolating or amongst those receiving treatment?
4. Is the military much concerned about this recruitment and putting everything in place to continue this recruitment in earnest? My answer is yes, reasons being that, with the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic it seemed like there would be no recruitment but the army still deemed it fit to enlist amidst its tight schedule. Also considering the ongoing RRI enlistment, one would find out that age requirements was relaxed to 35 years as maximum as against the 27 or 28 used in the past. This clearly signifies the need for more manpower be it officer or rank and file.

Based on all of the above, I believe commencement
of screening will most likely fall on any day between 4th to 9th January 2021. And if the military secretary and the chairman of the selection board are luckily not amongst the 26 officers presently receiving treatment, list should be out around 27th or 28th December 2020. My assumptions are based on my emotions and the army new style of short time notice as against the 2 weeks grace period given in the past.

Please lets remember the 26 officers in our prayers, it's my prayers, they recover fully.

Victory is from God Alone.

MeetSamir:
I hope this analysis will come to pass. Though I equally do not expect this year to end without the list being released. I pray that may we all be successful with the entire application process. Amin

Amin officer.

sikowitz17:
Youll spend money as a cadet especially if you applied Dssc.. you’ll pay for everything from the chair you’ll sit on to unofficial contributions.. your instructors will skim every available cash from you guys.. you’ll pay for books, almost pay for the air you breathe ma sef.. it’s adviceable to generally go with money.. SSC on the other hand, nobody can bill you unnecessarily.. but still hold money.. you’ll be glad that you did. Irrespective of what you are paid

oboy! They'll extort you like bastard, military will give you money with right hand and use left hand to collect it back, very useless people....

NihiIist:

But that's cruel and inhumane now. How will a female be examining your ballz and your dick won't rise?. As if that's not enough , they slapped him. This is someone that hasn't undergone any training yet.

Asides that I don't think they allow males examine females the way females examine males.

sir! They'll never touch your gbewa, you'll be th one to touch your gbewa, na some male doctors dey touch gbewa, just to know if your gbewa is complete, and it's not possible for a male to examine a female, I've never heard of it or seen it, but female do examine male candidates, me I prefer female to male sef during physicals......





If I'm a female officer and I'm examining you and your gbewa rise alllah you'll nak 3.2km, arm of rubbish na? You can't control yourself and you want to join the military, smh

NNAMDIII:
only! They'll extort you like bastard, military will give you money with right hand and use left hand to collect it back, very useless people....

Oga please mind your language ooo, this forum is not as faceless as you think.

MrSuama:


Oga please mind your language ooo, this forum is not as faceless as you think.

Kai! Because of the word "useless"? You think it's an insult?

NNAMDIII:
Kai! Because of the word "useless"? You think it's an insult?