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Crazy Experiences You Had In The University by Lordspicy(m): 2:40am On Jan 22, 2016 |
I vividly remember when I was in my first year as
a Jew man, I had this silly girl I have been asking
out for months, after lots of pressure she
decided I could visit so far there would be no
sex involved, I remember laughing so loud after
the call, I continued my cooking. It was beans
and plantain garnished with Cameroon pepper.
After eating with a plate of soaked garri, I
bounced to her place, skip all the nonsense talk
and pleas from yours truly for sex we decided to
settle for mutual masturbation(very embarrassed
at my mumuism), when she decided to go down
did my stomach rumble, i also forgot I used my
bare fingers to put the pepper and gladly used it
on her while oblivious of what would happen in
the next ten minutes, the moment she settled
her mouth down there for action, I swear I tried
to hold it in but the air escaped from my
buttocks with a loud bang, she tried to get up, I
held her head down cos I was about to arrive,
the whole scenario now looked like I was forcing
her to smell the newly released gas I emitted,
she screamed and slapped my hand hard, she
was flabagasted as my disgusting attitude, I tried
to explain it was the beans and pepper, when she
started squeezing her legs together as things got
hot and hotter, you remember the original
Cameroon pepper na, she technically went
berserk, screaming, crying, we were both using a
plastic hand fan to fan the place once she
washed it, as her tears didn't stop, I offered to
blow breeze through my mouth, it was a bad day
not to have light, while I was doing this my
stomach kept rumbling, I knew if I don't leave
there soon it won't be only gas she would
encounter, as God will have it and in apparent
anger she sent me out of her room after forcing
my to perform a sexual act am not proud of in
hope the heat will reduce. Apparently it did
(magic tongue) .
I was standing outside her room in a female
hostel , with a runny stomach and no toilet in
sight, I decided to duck into a nearby bush, I was
so happy that I relieved myself, stood up still
Unclad while feeling fly, till something forced me
to look up, lol and behold the so called bush was
an overgrown landscape facing the entire hostel
with complete visibility from the balcony where
half the hostel had gathered for a fellowship, all
the while I was grunting, grimacing and stooling,
over a hundred girls could see me clearly, now to
make matters worse I was standing Unclad with
my boxers and trousers still hanging loose, I still
wonder till today what type of fellowship that
was where the ladies kept looking at me
unashamedly, while I felt nauseous from shame, I
didn't even clean up, amidst tears and cursed
breath, I dressed up, turned around and ran away
at top speed (still wondering what was the
rationale in running since they had seen me).
Well till I graduated I never visited again, joy
hostel, GOD will punish your gardener. I rep Unizik share yours |
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