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Hilarious! Open Letter To Lassa Fever by phunbyt(m): 6:14pm On Jan 22, 2016
Dear Lassa baby,
First of all, ur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came,
we were told to forsake chicken, we reluctantly obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake
bushmeat, we obeyed. And now u, u jst came & without
the fear of God in u, u said we shld forsake garri Garri! Garri ke, garri bawo?! student's power !
Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians especially
Nigerian students? Do you know how garri has saved my life at different intervals?! Especially with akara and ultimately sugar?! Honestly, if Nigerians student swear
for u, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week. Nonsense! Lassa if na play stop am ooooo...oniranu oshi! Waka! Ur fada once again.







Yours in Food
@Phunbyt


Cc:lalastica

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