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Ibo Man On His Deathbed. Dont Read If Ur Ibo / Dont Read This Joke In Public, because U Go Laff Soteey Dem Go Say U Be Madman, / Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf (2) (3) (4)

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Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by Memunah(f): 7:47pm On Oct 29, 2006
*****
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by waffistyle(m): 10:09pm On Oct 29, 2006
na wa 4 you o!, good one grin grin grin,
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by angelz(f): 2:57pm On Oct 30, 2006
I was tinkin xactly wat u wantd me 2 tink. Dentist dnt av 2 go in n out. How many teeth is he removin, d entire teeth? And wat is burstin inside? We all kno d idea of dentist @ d end is a complet distraction. Every adult n spoilt teenager wil get ur msg. Av seen it b4, bt its stil kul.
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by angelz(f): 3:01pm On Oct 30, 2006
I was tinkin xactly wat u wantd me 2 tink. Dentist dnt av 2 go in n out. How many teeth is he removin, d entire teeth? And wat is burstin inside? We all kno d idea of dentist @ d end is a complet distraction. Every adult n spoilt teenager wil get ur msg. Av seen it b4, bt its stil kul.
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by homie(f): 4:00pm On Oct 30, 2006
na wa ooooooooooooo u be guru smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by oksanaz(m): 4:02pm On Oct 30, 2006
yah this is a nice one am almost wet, if not for the sun,

Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by Akinagirl(f): 1:32am On Dec 05, 2006
really good one! lol
cheesy cheesy
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by rowlandwhy: 5:02pm On Jul 27, 2007
what do sex have to do with dental whatever
i dont understand
can someone expalin pls
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by djcrooky(m): 5:43pm On Jul 27, 2007
guy u raz oh u got me thinking aar good one
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by rowlandwhy: 6:36pm On Jul 27, 2007
oksanaz:

yah this is a nice one am almost wet, if not for the sun,
@oksanaz,
Why are u wet?
Why did u attach ur pix here?
It is because u are wet that u attached ur pix?
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by osereka(m): 7:07pm On Jul 27, 2007
dentist indeed!
you no get am
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by rowlandwhy: 7:42pm On Jul 27, 2007
No explain more
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jul 27, 2007
@Memunah,
You made me feel guilty and ashamed of my thoughts!. Na wah for you, where did you get this from?
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by rasulua(m): 11:22pm On Jul 27, 2007
Nice one
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by Oracle(m): 12:41am On Jul 28, 2007
angelz:

Every adult n spoilt teenager wil get your msg. Av seen it before, bt its stil kul.

Even au unspoilt teenager will picture the action.
Everybody's got a mind
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by alexwale(m): 4:56pm On Jul 30, 2007
men u too pumping
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by clemcykul(f): 5:21pm On Jul 30, 2007
HABA!! does it now mean i have a corrupt mind? nawaooo lord have mercy! ehhh i was thinking of the first time u had sex the experience you went thru hmmmm was it so painful,? i mean the first time u pulled ur teeth was it so painful.? if it was i shall deal with the banger and the dentist grin grin grin take heart
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by Phiniter(m): 10:28am On Jan 25, 2008
Men, my ***** was already hard when I heard dentist my kini came down nd my teeth took up the hardness
Nice one sha,


smiley smiley
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by ituen(m): 11:14am On Jan 25, 2008
good one memunah
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by saucekid(m): 12:20pm On Jan 25, 2008
compliment from ituen?
welcome to kuvuki land
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by Ninjabyte(m): 12:47pm On Jan 25, 2008
So, if we that read this piece r supposed to be Ungodly, U wey post am, wetin u be. Devilish.

Hmm Memunah, u no try oooo.

C as u make some useless boyz and gals begin misbehave for dem mind.
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by ThugLife1(m): 3:21pm On Jan 25, 2008
lol smiley
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by saucekid(m): 3:55pm On Jan 25, 2008
lolipop
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by Lolabbey: 4:39pm On Jan 25, 2008
saucekid na from mr bones village you 4 come ?

because i sabi sey bones com frm kuvuki land.

MY PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE grin cheesy wink cheesy grin


MEMEUNAH DAT WAS A NICE ONE .KEEP IT UP
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by Lolabbey: 4:41pm On Jan 25, 2008
saucekid na from mr bones village you 4 come ?

because i sabi sey bones com frm kuvuki land.

MY PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE grin cheesy wink cheesy grin


MEMEUNAH DAT WAS A NICE ONE .KEEP IT UP
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by skysunny(m): 4:51pm On Jan 25, 2008
@sauce
attack like a lion and be humble like a duka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my phrins can u play the gwaragwara? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by Lolabbey: 6:03pm On Jan 25, 2008
sunny i love dis

ki so ka,ki so ka ,i gwara gwara,


i can play guara gwara and d golf

he b like sey i wan begin go house.


cheers
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by saucekid(m): 6:05pm On Jan 25, 2008
na me be head of kuvuki defense
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by CuteAngel(f): 2:04pm On Jan 26, 2008
sad father! forgive me for I have sinned in my thoughts sad
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by nightnurse(f): 2:11pm On Jan 26, 2008
@poster
guy this is a very good one, don't mind our dirty minds
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by kenosky: 1:28pm On Feb 23, 2008
[size=14pt]hmmm! poster, y dont i trust u? nice one though but u sabi say no b dentist dey ut mind na? Meanwhile, c wetin u don cause, u don make dat funny looking dude go post im pix online! d guy looks like he needs help o! tongue cheesy grin[/size]
Re: Please If You Are Godly,dont Read This! by dequeen(f): 10:41am On Mar 03, 2008
Oh my God (crying) cry cry cry cry angry angry why did i read dis, and u hv warned me. i wil tell my Pastor 2 pray 4 mi for d forgiveness of my sinnnnnnnnnn


Oh girl dis nawa oh oh oh , just tell mi, dat was what u go thru d first time u're hving it with him. what a good experience. keep it up, next time make sure u give it 2 him in full

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