I came all the way from akure to lagos today...with what I've seen already.. I think I have the right to kill myself.. in fact everybody in Lagos is a tout including old women around here.... actually na one chance carry me reach Lagos.. my padi gave me one of his guy number say hin be supervisor for one Lagos factory... I no know say them be GNLD(really pissed)...I called him, he said na 35k per month with accommodation and they specialised in slippers production (OK)..I was happy I called all my guys and dashed out all my properties say I don see work for lag (mehn) that I ain't coming back to ak(fuk me)..as I reach lag they( GNLD) started giving me life is good sh*t
I vex comot there,I do shakara, I cursed them comot(I no know anybody for lag o) ..na so my Lagos life begin o
every good things wey una dey talk on here about lag na lie ( una no go make heaven)
including all lagos conductors ..dem don dupe me no be small...I told one I'm going to ojota bus stop...he collected #50 carry me for two mins, drop me say we don reach..( haba hin no fit tell me the bus stop dey down road) i drop to find church wey I go crash....person wey dey sell food for road side self harass me cos I greet her twice( well no be ak i dey) so I no fit talk back.. where I dey rest I see like three private jet flew over when some people dey sleep on trees wey dem call house... in short today experience bad I no fit write all some cos you go say I be mumu.. I dey one c&s church now dey plan how I'm going to sleep there... and I dey fear these people because the way them dey look me since! hopefully tomorrow I'll start job hunting cos I no go back even if na gate man job

my guy hold that your phone tight and sleep with one eye open

OP, welcome to Lagos - Centre of excellence. A state full of opportunities to become whatever!


Hold ur phone tight sha, I will rather you put am inside your pant on vibration.

u get charger so?



Meanwhile:

Oya laugh

A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Lassa fever and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to take it:

2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.

SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

toyeoye:
my guy hold that your phone tight and sleep with one eye open

I no go even sleep sef