I came all the way from akure to lagos today...with what I've seen already.. I think I have the right to kill myself.. in fact everybody in Lagos is a tout including old women around here.... actually na one chance carry me reach Lagos.. my padi gave me one of his guy number say hin be supervisor for one Lagos factory... I no know say them be GNLD(really pissed)...I called him, he said na 35k per month with accommodation and they specialised in slippers production (OK)..I was happy I called all my guys and dashed out all my properties say I don see work for lag (mehn) that I ain't coming back to ak(fuk me)..as I reach lag they ( GNLD) started giving me life is good sh*t I vex comot there,I do shakara, I cursed them comot(I no know anybody for lag o) ..na so my Lagos life begin o every good things wey una dey talk on here about lag na lie ( una no go make heaven) including all lagos conductors ..dem don dupe me no be small...I told one I'm going to ojota bus stop...he collected #50 carry me for two mins, drop me say we don reach..( haba hin no fit tell me the bus stop dey down road) i drop to find church wey I go crash....person wey dey sell food for road side self harass me cos I greet her twice( well no be ak i dey) so I no fit talk back.. where I dey rest I see like three private jet flew over when some people dey sleep on trees wey dem call house... in short today experience bad I no fit write all some cos you go say I be mumu.. I dey one c&s church now dey plan how I'm going to sleep there... and I dey fear these people because the way them dey look me since! hopefully tomorrow I'll start job hunting cos I no go back even if na gate man job

welcome to the land of opportunity... welcome to lasgidi.. pls make urself comfortable

Lagos Na rubbish place Na forget d hyping

Brozie, calm down, na Lagos u dey!




As for d GNLD job.... I will say sorry for the stress




As for the conductor... I will say na welcome to Lagos he do for u. Next time, u don't ask conductors for direction, ask any NURTW official. That is one of their best usefulnesses



As for d hawker woman... I will say nxt time u should mind ur business.



As for where u are passing night ryt now... I will say just be vigilant and trust nobody.



As for ur will not to go back... I will say u made d right choice. Opportunities are coming ur way. Just be patient.

Finally, WELCOME TO LAGOS. THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITIES.

Lol bro...... Welcome to Lasgidi. Just believe it is parts of your journey in life there are situations that's go beyond human being description. You never can tell why God make you to leave your village.I love your decision and that we make me to give you something.Once Again Welcome To Lasgidi.

Rules 1:
1.Be bold
2.Mind your business
3.Don't follow anybody do strong head even if na rat
Always remember where you are coming from

Rules 2:
Use pedestrian bridge especially in Island
Watch always watch side
Don't walk in the dark area alone
No smesme!(No dulling)
No friends no enemies

Rules 3:
Don't by from chest beater dem without checking well
Always enter bus with change in your pocket
Prepare your mind to always wake up as earlier as possible
Prepare your mind for end time traffic
And always look out for opportunity,don't be lazy.

Lastly,don't be carried away...............Welcome to lagos,Eko akete,Ile ogban,Aromi sale-legbelegbe,Ilu owo,Ilu olokiki........Wari tie se o.

satundlog:
Lol bro...... Welcome to Lasgidi. Just believe it is parts of your journey in life there are situations that's go beyond human being description. You never can tell why God make you to leave your village.I love your decision and that we make me to give you something.Once Again Welcome To Lasgidi.

Rules 1:
1.Be bold
2.Mind your business
3.Don't follow anybody do strong head even if na rat
Always remember where you are coming from

Rules 2:
Use pedestrian bridge especially in Island
Watch always watch side
Don't walk in the dark area alone
No smesme!(No dulling)
No friends no enemies

Rules 3:
Don't by from chest beater dem without checking well
Always enter bus with change in your pocket
Prepare your mind to always wake up as earlier as possible
Prepare your mind for end time traffic
And always look out for opportunity,don't be lazy.

Lastly,don't be carried away...............Welcome to lagos,Eko akete,Ile ogban,Aromi sale-legbelegbe,Ilu owo,Ilu olokiki........Wari tie se o.

thanks boss...planning to go to the Beach to try set-up barbecue and shawarma or prolly plantain&sauce spot... shey I fit try am before I waste my transport go there?

AVVS:
thanks boss...planning to go to the Beach to try set-up barbecue and shawarma or prolly plantain&sauce spot... shey I fit try am before I waste my transport go there?

Yes infact you are very close to success with that skill very lucrative here. Opportunity for such ideal open at

1.Beach
2.Fella Shrine
3.And all the biggest Club around the city

Just look out for a space in all those three places and make your spot affordable and delicious. Holla me anytime......