I so Love University of Nigeria Nsukka.
* You ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.

* Lecturers be telling you "buying
my manual is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that
buy.

* You graduate with 2.2 and be
telling yourself. If it
was to be
Unizik... I would have been a
2.1 graduate by now.

* If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature
on a form.

* In UNN you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a
drug dealer).

* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside
campus
and before you
know it...she has hugged like
15 guys.

* UNN guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).

* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave
am for sch go bk house?.

* Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol

* You receive your year one
results and you give your life to Christ
without preaching... Just like
that!

*You've got automatic tickets
to those babes when
you have a car. I lie?

* It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.

ALL HAIL GREAT LION AND LIONESS

Originaly Posted in OurSchool Forum by Jboyossai