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Collection Of Pete Edochie's Proverbs by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not
guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe,
others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to
partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends
up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has
trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off
your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the
most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You
will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise
the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell
before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant
friction between them, they will still love and live together.
Which number is your favorite? |
Re: Collection Of Pete Edochie's Proverbs by dampraise(m): 5:07pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
I like number 2,3 |
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