*You ask your friends.."how far with reading?" They said they haven't started...just getting to the library,ETF,Liman hall even under the street light and discovered that they already have a permanent seat for reading!!

* Lecturers telling you "buying my textbook is not compulsory" but class Rep..... "let me have the list of those that bought the textbook".

* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD or supervisor when you need his signature on a form/project work.

* You don't need to go far for anything...right in your Lodge you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber...just name it!

* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside campus and before you know it...she has already hugged like 10 guys.

* Some students can photocopy so tey... Dem go still bring am come class for lecturer to see.

* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats has been occupied by bags & books.

* Semester starts: Jollof rice @ crunches.
middle-seme­ster:bread and a bottle of coke. Semester ending: garri don take over

* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. lol

* You receive your year one results and you give your life to Christ without preaching... Just like that!! S.U things!!

* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop THE super human ability answering 3hrs question in 50seconds

*Add y0urs...

Lol

lol.. I cn relate with 5,6, and 8.. .. When u stand by the door and wait for lectures to end in order to get front seat.. Common among the freshers and 200lv students...



When the lecturers wait for class to be scanty to write test to reduce the number of papers they will mark... And so on..


Cc. Lalasticlala

Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. lol ]

Na so e take happen one time like dat...

As the man Say make he conduct test, my guys wey dey food court dey order plates of rice just suddenly appear for class... Within 10 mins, class don full like kilode!

I dey come