Dem say LASSA Fever don dey GARRI after I buy half bag for house...I come say make I test am if na true.
I soak Garri put milk inside come give my Dog Diara, make him first test am. 45mins later, Diara still dey waka, dey jolly.
Na im i drink my own. After i don drink am finish, my Gateman run come tell me say Diara don die, heeeeyyyy!

I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle,
chop 22 bitter kola with 3 long bitter leaf stem,
chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera
as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet
for my mouth. I come dey sweat like say oven na my bedroom.
I dey think say my life don finish. I
come outside. Na im my Gateman come dey tell me say
the Driver wey kill Diara wan come beg me!

If Na You Wetin You Go Do The Gateman?

NA TO SACK AM REMAIN

I go use d dog chain.. chain am put insyd cage

d driver wey kill d dog sef go beg for am.. I won't listen