Okay it all started when I was going back to school one day like that and my dad said he did not have enough cash with him so he wrote me a check. I have always hated banking halls because of their endless queues and their ever annoying customer service, but I had no option on the said day cuz I already had plans to return to sch ASAP and I needed to get one or two also.

So.. I just quickly made some breakfast fast to eat (few slices of yam and egg sauce) coupled with the beans and plantain I ate the previous night.

I sha did small make up Wore clean cloths and put on my sunshade (abegii don't bash me for wearing sunshade in the morning. Its fashion naw) .. Anyways sha I had my earpiece on and headed to the bank. As usual the queue was long but was moving. Suddenly,. my stomach started to make funny sounds, he he he he, I knew I had something brewing. I just jejely stayed on the queue While the beans of the previous night and morning eggs planned their escape. I would have left the banking hall o but it was almost my turn and I couldn't miss my turn after waiting on the queue for about some 30mins. I would be a liar if I said there wasn't a bit of push on my side but I would be completely within the truth if I told you I had no idea of the thunderous blast that was to be unleashed this beautiful morning as I decided to stylishly fart forgetting I had my earpiece on. After holding it for too long right on the queue I did the needful. I just had to do the shameful deed. Not knowing it was as loud as a gunshot in the quiet banking hall. The thing started to smell quite alright and it was really bad but I still kept a straight face forming big girl. That was how someone from the back tapped me from the back to tell me "sister if you want to fart next time, just go to the convenience" I was going to deny before he then said "ema tie deny nkan to dun bi bomb Boko Haram" Meaning the fart sounded as loud as a Boko Haram bomb. Then I looked around and all eyes were on me. I couldn't even say anything. That was how I strolled over to the counter collected my cash and shamefully walked out of the banking hall. It was quite embarrassing but I had a good laugh relaying the incidence to my siblings before finally going to school.

That was how it went sha soo.. You too can shear your own embarrassing farting experience... And let's have a good laugh.

Cc: lalasticlala

LMAO...Like seriously?
OP, you mean this really happened to you?
What a mess!

Funnyyyyyy

Mhizkel:
LMAO...Like seriously?
OP, you mean this really happened to you?
What a mess!

Yes O! It was really embarrassing! Have you ever had a similar experience under different circumstances?

Have heard a similar joke, interesting...

iRoyalty:


Yes O! It was really embarrassing! Have you ever had a similar experience under different circumstances?

An embarrassing moment? Yes!
A similar one? No!

Mhizkel:
An embarrassing moment? Yes! A similar one? No!

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lol...very funny. Girls can form...na dia mess worse pass

well.. i was trying to impress a pretty lady i have been admiring for long when the opportunity presented itself, so i showing off naming some computer engineering terms telling her how fix and repair laptop and desktop.. all those mumbojumbo was going smoothly as we sat on a long bench, there was another fat lady sitting on thesame bench pretending to be reading to be reading and minding her bussiness until this this babe ask the question out of context very unrelated to the topic at hand "do you like fat ladies, because me i dont like fat people ooh, they are too nosy and bossy and arrogant" instead of me to disagree with her i just go allong with her only to be interrupted with BBRRAAAUUUUMMB, the sound vibrated the bench.. we looked sideways but instead of the fat lady to feel embarrassed or apologize she just screamed at me "aah ah brother you no get shame sef..you just mess for the presence of the women, ah na wao" .. i was like are you serious? but the lady i was chatting with just gave a disgusting look and hissed, stood up and left, i try to follow her telling her it was not me but she said "abeg abeg no follow me with the smell, stay over there you have disgrace me enough".. every one who was arround was just looking at me... i felt bad not just because of the embarrassment but for the fact that it wasnt me that farted