Have found a wife!!!

Read what happened between Me and MTN customer care attendance today. Read our conversation below:-

Lady: hello!!!. Good afternoon thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Eunice, what's your name and where are you calling from?.

Me: hi.... Afternoon, my name is Adeniyi, and i'm calling from sagamu

Lady: How may I help you, Mr Adeniyi?.

Me: I'm looking for a wife to marry.

Lady: is that why you called this customer care service?.

Me: Yes, and I think i'm already in love with u... u know u have a very nice voice.

Lady: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about ur MTN line, okay?

Me: Yes O... This is an issue about my MTN line
too, because I spent much credit calling so many girls like Funmi,Yemi,Zainab, and Tawa asking their hands in marriage.

Lady: Please, I would have to put an end to this call...

Me: Baby pls, don't talk like that now. I promise to make u happy, you would be happy with me, can I have your number?.

Lady: *raises her voice* come, Mr Man, I think something is wrong with you.

Me: *cut in*... Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! hold it there...
I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish?

From today, warn yourself and every other staff of yours over there, let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those silly messages.

You guys disturb my phone on daily basis like I am dating MTN.

Do me, I do you!!! God no vex

*call ends *

My people how is your day going? TGIF, have a wonderful weekend ahead.

I no fit laugh

my brother I swear you be confirm bastard o.

lies. Mtn has a standard procedure for this kind of call. Unfortunately you just lied.

Roseey0:
lies. Mtn has a standard procedure for this kind of call. Unfortunately you just lied.

What's the SOP? So we can craft the lie better.