Atomic mass = accepted as 55kg but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg. Physical properties include. 1. Body surface normally covered with film, 2. Boils at absolutely nothing and freezes for no apparent reason. 3. Found in various grade ranging from virgin material to common ore. Chemical properties: 1. Reacts well with gold and all precious stones. 2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning. 3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man. Common uses are: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can greatly aid relaxation. 3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent. Hazards: 1. Turns green when placed alongside superior specimen. 2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

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