PMB: Who are you flease?
OLAMIDE: Baba, this is Olamide, CEO YBNL
PMB: YBNL?
OLAMIDE: Yes Baba
PMB: What's zha meaning of that?
OLAMIDE: Baba, YBNL is a popular brand among fun lovers in naija, it stands for Yahoo Boy No Laptop
PMB: Kai! you mean you are Yahoo Yahoo Boy wizout laftof?
OLAMIDE: No Baba, YBNL is (PMB cuts in)
PMB: So how do you oferate wizout laftof?
OLAMIDE: Erm erm, actually, YBNL doesn't have anything to do with cyber fraud (PMB cuts in)
PMB: Will you answer my question and stof ferambulating! Hab you REPORTED yourself at Magun's oppice?
OLAMIDE: Baba, we make our money legitimately, YBNL is just (PMB cuts in)
PMB: Amosun, can you exflain why criminals are allowed to grace zha occazhun when
you know pully I zhon't sit with criminals?
AMOSUN: Baba, Olamide is not a criminal, he is a good ambassador of this state and
by extension, Nigeria. He is very good at what he does. Although, his record label, YBNL could give him away as internet fraudster but he is far from being one. The
message he was trying to pass with his choice of name is that he can make money like internet fraudsters without having to swindle anybody.
PMB: (To Amosun) Toor! Does he sing like Dan Maraya?
AMOSUN: Baba, Late Dan Maraya was a legend during his time, his contemporaries in
other parts of the country were also legends, Olamide's songs and slang appeal to fun loving youths of today. Recently, his vituperation at the headies award were creatively twisted by Nigerians and it trended on twitter for weeks. Baba if you had not involved me in this conversation, Olamide would have asked you to Leave trash for LAWMA for not recognizing him.
PMB: Yo wa! Holamide, You are welcome, I am sorry por zha embarrassment. But try
and do something about your name, because Amosun might not be frezent to tell Magun what YBNL means feradventure you're invited for questioning. Gomant need
money badly zhat is why I am here to see if Amosun will not pollow my perusal pootstefs. Rest assured zhat he'll be invited to account por every kobo sfent on this annibersary in puture. We can't apppord to waste scarce resources on pribolities now.
OLAMIDE: Alright baba...
TO BAYO OMOBORIOWO: Oya Bayosneh snap this presidential handshake sneh. Iyalaya anybody, street ti takeover!

Its very funny. Nobody could have decoded it better.!

Funny

This OP

shikena

LMAO Nigerians can twist anything twistable