Awo Boys will not kill me o...
I was reading at Awo cafe(a male hostel cafeteria in Obafemi Awolowo University) last night when one funny looking dude walked in. There is this air of naughtiness around him,he took his seat directly facing me as I pretended not to notice him. Then he brought out a coca-cola bottle drink and stared sipping, I wondered why he was sipping it as coffee. I decided to mind my business and face my book until he brought out a big headset and switched on the music that I could audibly hear every lyrics and beats.I decided to ignore at first untill I could not take it anymore and told him to please tune it down a bit. Well he did to my surprise but after about 10minutes increased it again infact louder than before. I just stared at him, shaked my head and started packing my things. Suddenly this guy stood up, looked up, shaked his head vigorously and sat down and continued sipping. Immediately I packed my things and changed seat , I noticed some guys at his back laughing out of control so out of curosity I approached them and ask what was wrong with the guy. I got this reply.
"Babe you see that bottle in his hand is nothing like coke o, he must have mixed several concotions and alcohol just to stay awake to read"

I burst into laughter. Silly guy, only God knows what he was up to during the day that he could not read and probabaly he has test tomorrow and want to do night reading by force by fire.

Typical of an Awo guy tho, same awo hall I went to last semseter block 7 to be precise where one guy was complaining of how his beans got stolen from his pot.


Just sharing my experience na, all this bad belle people saying is not funny. If that was my intention I would have put it in joke section.

Op, nothing funny here, m sorry.

Bbsharon, Believe 2 things, 1. those guys that say that bottle contained some other (things) other than coke. One ACTIVE INGREDIENT it may contain is some capsules of TRAMADOL.
2. Believe me when I say that guy has no intention to come to that hall to read.

This is 3 minutes of my life I'm never goin to get back. If it were boring it would have been worth it, this is pointless

Never ever create a thread out of boredom... It always ends up like dis OP's own

Ok

i'm a year older today pls i need some likes

Bbsharon:
Awo Boys will not kill me o...
I was reading at Awo cafe(a male hostel cafeteria in Obafemi Awolowo University) last night when one funny looking dude walked in. There is this air of naughtiness around him,he took his seat directly facing me as I pretended not to notice him. Then he brought out a coca-cola bottle drink and stared sipping, I wondered why he was sipping it as coffee. I decided to mind my business and face my book until he brought out a big headset and switched on the music that I could audibly hear every lyrics and beats.I decided to ignore at first untill I could not take it anymore and told him to please tune it down a bit. Well he did to my surprise but after about 10minutes increased it again infact louder than before. I just stared at him, shaked my head and started packing my things. Suddenly this guy stood up, looked up, shaked his head vigorously and sat down and continued sipping. Immediately I packed my things and changed seat , I noticed some guys at his back laughing out of control so out of curosity I approached them and ask what was wrong with the guy. I got this reply.
"Babe you see that bottle in his hand is nothing like coke o, he must have mixed several concotions and alcohol just to stay awake to read"

I burst into laughter. Silly guy, only God knows what he was up to during the day that he could not read and probabaly he has test tomorrow and want to do night reading by force by fire.

Typical of an Awo guy tho, same awo hall I went to last semseter block 7 to be precise where one guy was complaining of how his beans got stolen from his pot.


cc: fynestboi lalasticlala

lolz

[quote author=Bbsharon post=42668952]Awo Boys will not kill me o...
I was reading at Awo cafe(a male hostel cafeteria in Obafemi Awolowo University) last night when one funny looking dude walked in. There is this air of naughtiness around him,he took his seat directly facing me as I pretended not to notice him. Then he brought out a coca-cola bottle drink and stared sipping, I wondered why he was sipping it as coffee. I decided to mind my business and face my book until he brought out a big headset and switched on the music that I could audibly hear every lyrics and beats.I decided to ignore at first untill I could not take it anymore and told him to please tune it down a bit. Well he did to my surprise but after about 10minutes increased it again infact louder than before. I just stared at him, shaked my head and started packing my things. Suddenly this guy stood up, looked up, shaked his head vigorously and sat down and continued sipping. Immediately I packed my things and changed seat , I noticed some guys at his back laughing out of control so out of curosity I approached them and ask what was wrong with the guy. I got this reply.
"Babe you see that bottle in his hand is nothing like coke o, he must have mixed several concotions and alcohol just to stay awake to read"

I burst into laughter. Silly guy, only God knows what he was up to during the day that he could not read and probabaly he has test tomorrow and want to do night reading by force by fire.

Typical of an Awo guy tho, same awo hall I went to last semseter block 7 to be precise where one guy was complaining of how his beans got stolen from his pot.


cc: fynestboi lalasticlala[/quote/] what did I do to deserve dis..I was hoping to see the part..i don't even know what I was expecting but obviously not how this ended..

very dry n boring story...i for sleep rather than opening dis thread

Abeg what a dry joke from the OP, a joke is meant to be funny but this one isn't
Am still waiting for the joke sha

Why are u calling lalasticlala

Is he that jobless?

what is weird about this?

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What a waste of time reading this trash

Wetin make me open this thread sef?
Was expecting to read something very interesting.

the trolls here were funnier than the actual post

SMH

Bbsharon:
Awo Boys will not kill me o...
I was reading at Awo cafe(a male hostel cafeteria in Obafemi Awolowo University) last night when one funny looking dude walked in. There is this air of naughtiness around him,he took his seat directly facing me as I pretended not to notice him. Then he brought out a coca-cola bottle drink and stared sipping, I wondered why he was sipping it as coffee. I decided to mind my business and face my book until he brought out a big headset and switched on the music that I could audibly hear every lyrics and beats.I decided to ignore at first untill I could not take it anymore and told him to please tune it down a bit. Well he did to my surprise but after about 10minutes increased it again infact louder than before. I just stared at him, shaked my head and started packing my things. Suddenly this guy stood up, looked up, shaked his head vigorously and sat down and continued sipping. Immediately I packed my things and changed seat , I noticed some guys at his back laughing out of control so out of curosity I approached them and ask what was wrong with the guy. I got this reply.
"Babe you see that bottle in his hand is nothing like coke o, he must have mixed several concotions and alcohol just to stay awake to read"

I burst into laughter. Silly guy, only God knows what he was up to during the day that he could not read and probabaly he has test tomorrow and want to do night reading by force by fire.

Typical of an Awo guy tho, same awo hall I went to last semseter block 7 to be precise where one guy was complaining of how his beans got stolen from his pot.


Just sharing my experience na, all this bad belle people saying is not funny. If that was my intention I would have put it in joke section.

Great write-up.

Next time it is 'shook my head'.....not 'shaked my head'

Learner

Bbsharon:
Awo Boys will not kill me o...
I was reading at Awo cafe(a male hostel cafeteria in Obafemi Awolowo University) last night when one funny looking dude walked in. There is this air of naughtiness around him,he took his seat directly facing me as I pretended not to notice him. Then he brought out a coca-cola bottle drink and stared sipping, I wondered why he was sipping it as coffee. I decided to mind my business and face my book until he brought out a big headset and switched on the music that I could audibly hear every lyrics and beats.I decided to ignore at first untill I could not take it anymore and told him to please tune it down a bit. Well he did to my surprise but after about 10minutes increased it again infact louder than before. I just stared at him, shaked my head and started packing my things. Suddenly this guy stood up, looked up, shaked his head vigorously and sat down and continued sipping. Immediately I packed my things and changed seat , I noticed some guys at his back laughing out of control so out of curosity I approached them and ask what was wrong with the guy. I got this reply.
"Babe you see that bottle in his hand is nothing like coke o, he must have mixed several concotions and alcohol just to stay awake to read"

I burst into laughter. Silly guy, only God knows what he was up to during the day that he could not read and probabaly he has test tomorrow and want to do night reading by force by fire.

Typical of an Awo guy tho, same awo hall I went to last semseter block 7 to be precise where one guy was complaining of how his beans got stolen from his pot.


Just sharing my experience na, all this bad belle people saying is not funny. If that was my intention I would have put it in joke section.

na boy you find go jare...

why always boys hostel

#justsaying at least you're normal (no lesb. stuffs)

Bbsharon:
Awo Boys will not kill me o...
I was reading at Awo cafe(a male hostel cafeteria in Obafemi Awolowo University) last night when one funny looking dude walked in. There is this air of naughtiness around him,he took his seat directly facing me as I pretended not to notice him. Then he brought out a coca-cola bottle drink and stared sipping, I wondered why he was sipping it as coffee. I decided to mind my business and face my book until he brought out a big headset and switched on the music that I could audibly hear every lyrics and beats.I decided to ignore at first untill I could not take it anymore and told him to please tune it down a bit. Well he did to my surprise but after about 10minutes increased it again infact louder than before. I just stared at him, shaked my head and started packing my things. Suddenly this guy stood up, looked up, [b]shaked[/b]his head vigorously and sat down and continued sipping. Immediately I packed my things and changed seat , I noticed some guys at his back laughing out of control so out of curosity I approached them and ask what was wrong with the guy. I got this reply.
"Babe you see that bottle in his hand is nothing like coke o, he must have mixed several concotions and alcohol just to stay awake to read"

I burst into laughter. Silly guy, only God knows what he was up to during the day that he could not read and probabaly he has test tomorrow and want to do night reading by force by fire.

Typical of an Awo guy tho, same awo hall I went to last semseter block 7 to be precise where one guy was complaining of how his beans got stolen from his pot.


Just sharing my experience na, all this bad belle people saying is not funny. If that was my intention I would have put it in joke section.

God save us..

op are u nt ashamed of urself?
Teenagers everywhere...u re as dry as de sperm of a mosquito

Bbsharon:
Awo Boys will not kill me o...
I was reading at Awo cafe(a male hostel cafeteria in Obafemi Awolowo University) last night when one funny looking dude walked in. There is this air of naughtiness around him,he took his seat directly facing me as I pretended not to notice him. Then he brought out a coca-cola bottle drink and stared sipping, I wondered why he was sipping it as coffee. I decided to mind my business and face my book until he brought out a big headset and switched on the music that I could audibly hear every lyrics and beats.I decided to ignore at first untill I could not take it anymore and told him to please tune it down a bit. Well he did to my surprise but after about 10minutes increased it again infact louder than before. I just stared at him, shaked my head and started packing my things. Suddenly this guy stood up, looked up, shaked his head vigorously and sat down and continued sipping. Immediately I packed my things and changed seat , I noticed some guys at his back laughing out of control so out of curosity I approached them and ask what was wrong with the guy. I got this reply.
"Babe you see that bottle in his hand is nothing like coke o, he must have mixed several concotions and alcohol just to stay awake to read"

I burst into laughter. Silly guy, only God knows what he was up to during the day that he could not read and probabaly he has test tomorrow and want to do night reading by force by fire.

Typical of an Awo guy tho, same awo hall I went to last semseter block 7 to be precise where one guy was complaining of how his beans got stolen from his pot.


Just sharing my experience na, all this bad belle people saying is not funny. If that was my intention I would have put it in joke section.

Why are you pulling a kanye on my hall alma mata? I don't like it! We are the headquarter of Awo SUG.

Holywizard:
op are u nt ashamed of urself?

Teenagers everywhere...u re as dry as de sperm of a mosquito

*dies*

Been a while I read a series of comments so funny, makes me feel nostalgic.

I really miss the old NL.


This OP reminds me of sweetmelon abi na sweetlemon.

Night classes especially when exams are around the corner are where you see funny lots. One I can't forget was when this dude walked in with quite a big bag filled with books. He took out a plastic bottle of water and emptied like 2 satchets of Nescafe into it. He gulped it down and proceeded to read. About 30minutes later, i saw my guy's head on the table, sleeping. He stayed that way till the next day. Hahahaha. Just negodu.

I spent all my 5 years in Ife as an Awo Hall resident.

Who this thing don hepp nah?