DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN GOVERNMENT
These are various grades of chopin in government, you can add yours. They are:
1. When you chop alone in government and no
one chops with you, that is called OBJ
2. When you chop in government and you allow
others to chop their own,that is called IBB
3. When you chop in government and you give
others from what you have chopulated, that is
called Abdusallam
4. When you chop in government and d place you
are chopin eventually fold up, that is called
ATiku
5. When you dey chop in government, you no
remember your driver, secretary, office
assistants, dat is called Gowon
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no
remember anybody, you kon dey get headache
today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo
laff...dat one is called Shonekan
7. When dem just appoint you for government
position, and you just chop small, auditors kon
come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo
8. When you chop with arrogance, hide money
for London, US etc and you come gat cancer, na
Deizani you be.
9. When you want to chop in government and
you give others to chop before you begin to
chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan
10. When you are chopin your own in
government and you call your friends to come
and chop their own too, that is called Ibori
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you
no chop anything, that is called Fashola
12. When you chop from this government, that
government, this government, that government
like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one
is called Tinibu
13. When you chop in government so taaay you
scatter ground, three houses for America, two
for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as
madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey
go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat
one is called Orji Kalu
14. When you chop well well for government and
people know say you chop well well but you dey
deny say you chop well well, dat one is called
Rotimi Amechi
15. When you chop in government so tay you
are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat
one is called Dasuki
16. When you see government money and can't
chop and won't let others chop, dat one is
called Buhari
Source: Fad Baba Bunm Facebook User.

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