1. Girls are like mangoes, while you're waiting for them to ripe, others are eating them with salt.
2. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
3. When a girl has beauty without brains, the private part suffers the most.
4. Having a female as a best friend is like having a chicken as a pet. You'll eventually get to eat it someday.
5. The Wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the Wolf climbing the hill.
6. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
7. The buttocks are like married couple though. There's constant friction BTW them, they'll still love and live together happily
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doomsdayII:

1. Girls are like mangoes, while you're waiting for them to ripe, others are eating them with salt.
2. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
3. When a girl has beauty without brains, the private part suffers the most.
4. Having a female as a best friend is like having a chicken as a pet. You'll eventually get to eat it someday.
5. The Wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the Wolf climbing the hill.
6. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
7. The buttocks are like married couple though. There's constant friction BTW them, they'll still love and live together happily
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No be lie.

Lolz, love nos 6 and 7

I personally love all of them....

But were all the proverbs written by him or script writterz....

Hilarious

4 and 6 made me lmao

Lovely

Hahahaha

Pete Edochie na philosopher oh. See proverbs.