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Forgetting My Change With Lagos Conductor And With Kano Conductor (hilarious) by babeface3: 10:25am On Feb 10, 2016
I had this experience in Lagos, and another in Kano. And I will narrate how each happened

At lagos, I alighted from the vehicle and discovered I had left my 800 naira change. It was not late cos the driver just turned to start going back to Oshodi from Isolo.

I happily boarded okada to go after him. On sighting the Okada the Driver obviously increased his speed and took a detour meandered and vanished from a distance. He was looking back and running, despite my signals that he should stop. Honestly how we could not locate him again after running to meet where he turned was a mystery to me.

At Kano, I was coming from Wudil to Mariri, police intercepted the bus and discharged the passengers. I couldnt get exactly the problem as everything was in Hausa. We were there waiting for another bus as the driver drove off with the police. After a while I noticed I had left my 750 naira with the conductor. I became so uncomfortable cos that was only money left with me. I explained my plight to a man and he waived down a car and I joined. On the way, the bus was waiting with the police. When I approached, the police asked "na you be the person"? I answered "I dont know them I only forgot my change with them". "the driver said someone left his money with him, are you the person"? "yes, I said repeatedly. The conductor brought out the same 1000 note I gave him and said they still did not have change. I then joined them to NNPC junction to get my change. I was so surprised.

These separate incidents call for concern.

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Re: Forgetting My Change With Lagos Conductor And With Kano Conductor (hilarious) by Nobody: 10:26am On Feb 10, 2016
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Re: Forgetting My Change With Lagos Conductor And With Kano Conductor (hilarious) by vault(m): 10:39am On Feb 10, 2016
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Re: Forgetting My Change With Lagos Conductor And With Kano Conductor (hilarious) by Nobody: 10:57am On Feb 10, 2016
The Kano guy didn't have a chance to run, but we should commend their honesty.
As for you, forgetting change everywhere nawaooo. Make sure you collect it before reaching ur bus-stop or better still you can come back here to tell us how conductors of the 36 states react to 'forgotten change'. cheesy
Re: Forgetting My Change With Lagos Conductor And With Kano Conductor (hilarious) by wisefizz(m): 1:53pm On Feb 10, 2016
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Re: Forgetting My Change With Lagos Conductor And With Kano Conductor (hilarious) by realsammie(m): 6:44pm On Feb 10, 2016
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Re: Forgetting My Change With Lagos Conductor And With Kano Conductor (hilarious) by otimothy(m): 4:55am On Feb 12, 2016
mordtonia:
The Kano guy didn't have a chance to run, but we should commend their honesty.
As for you, forgetting change everywhere nawaooo. Make sure you collect it before reaching ur bus-stop or better still you can come back here to tell us how conductors of the 36 states react to 'forgotten change'. cheesy

your mouth no go kill you.
Re: Forgetting My Change With Lagos Conductor And With Kano Conductor (hilarious) by yaso(m): 8:15am On Feb 12, 2016
mordtonia:
The Kano guy didn't have a chance to run, but we should commend their honesty.
As for you, forgetting change everywhere nawaooo. Make sure you collect it before reaching ur bus-stop or better still you can come back here to tell us how conductors of the 36 states react to 'forgotten change'. cheesy


Its no as if he couldn't run, most of dem are honest when it comes to money. That's why u don't hear about armed robbery or kidnapping in the North....I am presently a resident of Kano.

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Re: Forgetting My Change With Lagos Conductor And With Kano Conductor (hilarious) by Nobody: 1:26pm On Feb 12, 2016
yaso:



Its no as if he couldn't run, most of dem are honest when it comes to money. That's why u don't hear about armed robbery or kidnapping in the North....I am presently a resident of Kano.

That's good to know.

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