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Full Text Of Dame Patience Jonathan's World Press Conference. by Nobody: 12:05pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
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BREAKING NEWS....WORLD
EXCLUSIVE
FULL TEXT OF DAME PATIENCE
JONATHAN WORLD PRESS
CONFERENCE HELD AT NICON NOGA-
HILTON HOTEL ABUJA. DATE
8/2/16.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen. I
know many of you will say I have
come again. Yes they will say DAME
is back. Why is Mama Peace not in
Otuoke managing her ultra modern
beauty salon. I have decided to call
this press conference for the sake of
my husband. Nigeria, I want you to
please in the name of God, leave my
husband alone. I want you to give
him a moment of silence. As he is
laying in state in Otuoke. Please let
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan rest in
peace. Nigeria, you have put your
hand into my mouth and I have to
come out and stand on my husband.
He is no longer your President. Leave
him alone. Stop calling him names.
Stop insulting him. Let my husband
sleep. And when he sleep , let him
rest in peace. GEJ this. GEJ that. I
am tired and that is why I have called
this world press conference. Nigeria
leave us alone. You call my husband
a thief. What did he steal in your
house? Answer me Nigeria. What did
my gentle husband steal from your
house. God fear my husband. He is a
God-fearing men of Jehovah. He is a
children of God. He can speak in
tongue. Ask Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor.
Ask Pastor E.A. Adeboye and Bishop
David Oyedepo. These men of God
are my husband's friends. If you call
my husband a thief, are you calling
these men of God thieves too? Show
me your friend and I will tell you who
you are. Because of these men my
husband is a good children of God.
Leave my husband alone. He did not
come to your house to take your car.
He is not a thief.
$ 2.1 billion is missing. And so?
What has that got to do with my
husband? Is he the Central Bank of
Nigeria? He was President not money
manager. Nigeria, you are looking for
proper wahala. I am mama peace but
you people are looking for my
trouble. Who say my husband stole
the money? Who? Who? CHAI!!!!
DARIS GOD OOOO!!!! Nigeria, daris
God! When the girls were missing,
you say it was my husband that stole
them.Haba!! Now money is missing.
it is my husband again. Nigeria!
Nigeria! Nigeria! How many times did
I call you? You are looking for the
redness of my eyes. As DAME I am
ready to take off my clothes and fight
for my husband. Was it not inside
Sambo Dasuki's pocket that they
found the $2.1 billion? Was it my
husband that put it there? Answer
me Nigeria. I am here at this Press
conference to question all your
answers. You have caught Dasuki,
why not leave my husband alone.
How can two people steal one
money? Is that possible? Oyinbo
man, are you from CNN? Na only you
waka come? Tell the world how
Nigeria will not let my husband rest
in peace. Give my husband a
moment of silence. Let him rest in
peace. President Muhammadu
Buhari, my husband is your pickin.
Leave him alone. EFCC catch GEJ.
EFCC put GEJ in jail. Haba!! Na your
mama EFCC go catch. Na your mama
EFCC go put in jail. Not my husband.
As first lady I was your mother. I was
DAME. I am no longer first lady. You
have lost your mother. Look at the
present first lady, what has she done
for you? Nothing. She is beautiful. Is
it beauty we go chop. DAME no
understand English. No be the same
grammar I am speaking at this press
conference? DAME no fine. Your
mother that is fine, was she first
lady? I no want to vex. But Nigeria,
you have made me vex really proper.
I am not going to insult anybody.
DAME is a born again Christian now.
But all of those people that will not
let my husband rest. All those people
calling GEJ a thief. All those praying
for EFCC to come to Otuoke and put
my husband in jail. God will punish
all of you. I will not say more than
that. Now we can take questions. |
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