The United Arab Emirates on Wednesday unveiled a new cabinet focused on the future, youth, happiness, educational development, climate change.

One of the surprises of the new cabinet, which was unveiled by the country’s Vice President, Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, was the creation of the first-ever ‘happiness’ ministry.

The ministry is to be headed by Ohood Al Roumi as Minister of State for Happiness. She is also to remain responsible as Director-General of the Prime Minister’s Office.
“National happiness isn’t a wish,” the vice president tweeted. “Plans, projects, programmes, indices will inform the work of our ministries to achieve happiness.”

Al Roumi was one of seven women appointed into the new 29-member cabinet. Also appointed was Shamma AlMazrui as Minister of State for Youth Affairs. She’s 22 years old, with Masters’ from Oxford, and BSc from NYU.

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Lmao

Remaining Minister of State for Sadness

Oh... This is so sweet, when I look at the UAE I see what the Niger Delta would have looked like without the worms and parasites... May God help and redeem my Niger Delta

Somehow the appointment of a minister of state for happiness in UAE may strike a resemblance with the appointment of a Personal Assistant to the Ekiti State Governor on Special Duties and Stomach Infrastructure

mercenary:
Oh... This is so sweet, when I look at the UAE I see what the Niger Delta would have looked like without the worms and parasites... May God help and redeem my Niger Delta

The problem of Niger Delta isnt about the parasites. most of your leaders are corrupt and greedy. If niger delta was an independent country, you guys will be ruled by thieves like Ibori, Alameseigha,igbinedon,anenih etc.

Wow! This is next generation government. Can't imagine when Nigeria will reach this state.

opey25:
The problem of Niger Delta isnt about the parasites. most of your leaders are corrupt and greedy. If niger delta was an independent country, you guys will be ruled by thieves like Ibori, Alameseigha,igbinedon,anenih etc.

The biggest thieves in the history of this country aren't from the Niger Delta are they?... Is Sani Abacha from the Niger Delta? The Abacha loots that are being recovered till tomorrow from groundnut or coconut money? Is IBB from the Niger Delta?... I only used worms and parasites cuz they know themselves

Oil crises never hit una wella

mercenary:
The biggest thieves in the history of this country aren't from the Niger Delta are they?... Is Sani Abacha from the Niger Delta? The Abacha loots that are being recovered till tomorrow from groundnut or coconut money? Is IBB from the Niger Delta?... I only used worms and parasites cuz they know themselves

whether big or small,thief na thief. You guys should ask your niger delta leaders what have they being doing with the huge federal govt allocations that has been given to them since 1999.one of your sons, is the immediate past nigerian president. He was so soft and weak that people surrounding him looted nigerian treasury dry. just imagine having Gej as Niger delta republic president and probably Ibori as VP. what do you think would happen? Unlimited looting.

opey25:
whether big or small,thief na thief. You guys should ask your niger delta leaders what have they being doing with the huge federal govt allocations that has been given to them since 1999.one of your sons, is the immediate past nigerian president. He was so soft and weak that people surrounding him looted nigerian treasury dry. just imagine having Gej as Niger delta republic president and probably Ibori as VP. what do you think would happen? Unlimited looting.

No matter how u try to put it the problem of the Niger Delta is the Nigerian state... If all the resources in the Niger Delta is used to develope the area we wud have a replica of the UAE here in Africa, but the worms and parasites will never let that happen.
It wud have been easier for GEJ to be president of a Niger Delta Republic than Nigeria because he wud have faced little or no ethnic sentiment, religious sentiment wud have been totally non-existent, No "bring him down mentality". Just go and check the looters of the GEJ administration, how many of them are from the Niger Delta?